Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ
Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ
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I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing "-eth" on a random number of words.
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In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.
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When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.
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It's like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D
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Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?
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Truly the king of kings
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Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.
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and jesus turned to his apostles and said: "TAKE THIS!", "ALL OF YOU!"
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𝟏𝟐 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎
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He turned water into whey
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Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems!
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