1y ago

Frenchman handed jail sentence after wife finds him sexually assaulting a chicken

www.thelocal.fr

Just a moment...

A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

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The result:

The man in question:

I suspect he was just trying to poule himself off

In his defence, the hens hadn’t been laying enough eggs and the local vet told him they needed a cock.
- thatsthejoke

Did you just misspell Florida twice?

Probably should have just choked the chicken.

Cock blocked again by the authorities

Fowl play!

Reminds me of Crackers in Pink Flamingos. Hilarious film, do check it out.

- I'm down voting because of your username. Can I call you Tricorn?
  
  No idea what Tricorn is.

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