Carrot
Carrot
Carrot
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Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.
Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.
YOU LIED TO ME
Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone
Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies
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