bigkahuna1986 @lemmy.ml They've never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before...
61 0 ReplyAnonTwo @kbin.social For some reason that made me think that if aliens ever wanted to take over the earth, they just have to become CEOs. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
32 0 ReplySneezycat @sopuli.xyz
Isn't that the whole point of the lizard people conspiracy? That lizard aliens are controlling us by silently sitting in positions of power (CEOs/rich people/politicians).
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LaserTurboShark69 @sh.itjust.works His honesty is refreshing
28 0 ReplySentient Loom @sh.itjust.works
Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.
23 0 ReplyHonkyTonkWoman @lemm.ee Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.
I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.
15 0 Replycrusa187 @lemmy.ml All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider
3 0 Replycorus_kt @lemmy.world A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget
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waz @lemmy.world Am I the only person who was confused because I read penises instead of pennies the first time?
I wonder what Freud would say about this.
20 0 ReplyBaines @lemmy.world the only cure is fucking your mother and killing your father
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bajabound @lemmy.world Now let's see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.
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32 1 ReplyZagorath @aussie.zone
How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?
20 0 Replyjoe @lemmy.today I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground
15 0 ReplySharpiemarker @startrek.website That is actually impressive
8 0 ReplyRBG @discuss.tchncs.de
Fake, he is laughing on some of them.
5 0 ReplyKusimulkku @lemm.ee Fourth panel of first pic has him in Mexico
4 0 ReplyNahodyashka @lemmy.world Yhe bitcoin logo 😄
4 0 ReplyDadifer @lemmy.world chefs kiss
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Diplomjodler @feddit.de Wait what? His hovercraft isn't made from diamonds? What a peasant.
15 0 Replyptrknvk @lemmy.world Diamond hovercraft is almost indestructible, so it's boring. Golden one is very soft and is single use. You don't even charge it, just buy a new one.
11 0 ReplyKlear @lemmy.world And not full of eels?!
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Honytawk @lemmy.zip Zuck didn't write that though.
It is too human.
13 0 ReplyWhereGrapesMayRule @lemmy.world He's made of the shed skins of molted lizards
6 0 ReplyDarth_Mew @lemmy.world "when I was human, I mean I'm still human" what a goofball that marky mark is
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Noel_Skum @sh.itjust.works And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.
6 1 Replysuction @lemmy.world Still better than another Trump presidency
8 4 ReplyDarth_Mew @lemmy.world wipe that cheetoh dust off your chin my guy
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SubArcticTundra @lemmy.ml
With the social network he owns polarising society, he might well get to enjoy these 'animals' 'tear each other apart'
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