I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

I think it could work.

That would be fire ngl

"And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned" instead of AMA and we are done

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Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

It wasn't illegal back then

I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

Because it is

I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

That's a beautiful love story.

He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.