American passenger bites flight attendant forcing plane to return to Tokyo (Japan)
American passenger bites flight attendant forcing plane to return to Tokyo (Japan)
An American airline passenger allegedly bit a female cabin crew member mid-flight on Tuesday, forcing an All Nippon Airways (ANA) flight bound for Seattle to return to Tokyo, an airline spokesperson said.
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This is the sort of headline you see in a montage at the start of a zombie movie.
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Finally! A fun apocalypse for 2024, the writers for the past couple seasons have gotten really lazy
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Plane to Busan
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Wow, a rabid American. I hope that the bitten lady has all her vaccines up to date
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Every full moon, she transforms into a were-american, guns sprout from her hands, a dual 64-oz drinking hat bursts from her skull, complete with Big Glug Gator-aid (freedom flavored), and she howls the US constitution into the night while driving over protesters in her lifted somehow-dualie black escalade.
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That would be some shit if Japan stopped being rabies free because of human bites.
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Oh, that Tokyo
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Goddamnit, Florida Man!
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Oh dam... We are on the 2020 Zombie apocalypse part.