Empress forgot to take her meds again
Empress forgot to take her meds again
Empress forgot to take her meds again
I saw this tweet a while ago that was like "Piracy lore is crazy, there's only like 2 people who know how to crack Denuvo. One of them is a psychotic transphobe who speaks like a JRPG villain, and the other only cracks football games"
I'm paraphrasing, but honestly it's so accurate...
Edit: For anyone confused, here is a great writeup on the history of Denuvo cracking, and Empresses lunacy
Only two people willing to crack denuvo games. And publicise their cracks.
Usually talent like that leads to well paying jobs, well paying jobs usually lead to wanting to not go to prison.
That doesn't mean people don't have the skill, it means they're not willing to use it, when someone else is already taking the heat
Is it actually illegal to crack Denuvo?
You have to be crazy to crack denuvo, and Empress fits the bill
Football manager uses a really old version of Denuvo too.
Aside from balking at the audacity of using a platform for piracy as her own personal blog, the community was quick to knock her down a peg.
So I guess you read them all? The great thinkers? To verify how you are above and beyond their thinking? Do you understand how utterly arrogant this post makes you? I will tell you why. To put yourself above thinkers like Arthur Schopenhauer, Adam Smith, John Locke, Charles-Louis de Secondat, Immanuel Kant, Thomas Hobbes, Baruch Spinoza, Francisco de Vitoria, Friedrich Nietzsche and so many others. Human beings who have helped shape the foundation of the world we live in today. I am talking about the most basic of basic stuff we now take for granted like property, human rights, democratic governance and rule of law. Without these ideas and those who dedicated their lives to refine them, our world could not be like it is today.
This was a strong argument, but as someone else jokingly pointed out:
removed shut up, they pirated rdr2
Which, to be fair, Hobbes and Kant never did.
I'm fucking dead 😂
that was a great read, i recommend it to everyone who sees this post
Welp, that was a wild read. Thank you for sharing!
and the other only cracks football games
I actually LOLd at this
This was a fantastic read, thank you for sharing!
The other cracks football games? You mean like FIFA? Because I haven't seen any cracks of those..
Football manager.
What a crazy fucking read. Thank you for posting that.
I knew about Empress, of course, because how could I not? But I've not been in the game piracy community for years, and I had no idea she was this... Unstable.
psychotic transphobe who speaks like a JRPG villain
Crab Juice
only cracks football games
Mountain Dew
Football as in FIFA?
Football manager looks like
That was a fantastic read, thx!
That was one of the wildest things I read in a while
Holy smokes. Got sucked into that one. So is she still the only one that can crack Denuvo? You mentioned 2, is the other not very active or something?
Great read. Thanks 👍
Both are based in their own charming ways
I miss mostly anonymous people cracking games without running around screaming from the rafters about gremlins in their modems stealing their breakfast bars. I can't believe most if not all Denuvo releases are now only cracked by this person.
shit, what happens when she kicks the bucket? maybe someone else will emerge but it's been so long already, and they haven't, so it could take years and years
Demand is what causes Supply. Somewhere out there is someone with the skill to crack Denuvo, but no need to, because this lunatic is already doing it. And being the competition means being on empress' radar, which is really something a sane person would not want.
We wait until Denuvo gets patched out of a game. There are so many games to play, you can survive without playing Denuvo protected ones.
you know whats sad - there are no denuvo crackers right now other than this psychopath removed
Is this what cracking Denuvo does to people?
Crack's certainly involved in all this.
I heard there was this other one who's in a healthy mental state but only agrees to crack football games
The first part of your comment contradicts the second.
Isn’t it specifically Football Manager games?
I'm just going to assume if she disappears, at any point, that she is in rehab for meth. Lots of meth.
Wait, so crackers don't publish any documentation on cracking Denuvo? They just keep all the knowledge to themselves? Or is it just that nobody else wants to do it?
they keep it to themselves to remain on top. empress also accepts donations, even going so far as to refuse to crack a game unless she receives a certain amount of money like $500.
she doesn’t release info because then she won’t be needed, and therefore won’t receive money for something that many crackers can do
Correct, they never published documentation, which has led us to this situation. The lack of "training" for newer crackers is something i even remember empress herself pointing out. There is some crackjng training centering around archaic drm like securom on spore. However cracking groups had gone more and more "closed source".
I believe the assumption is the Denuvo people would fix their workarounds quickly.
She's the only one to have cracked it.
This is why I don't trust her releases. God knows what she'll put in them to try and get at her "enemies" during some psychotic episode.
empress every few days:
Don't forget the: "I'm the greatest philosopher who ever lived" and "I use visions and astral-states to crack my games" parts
Nekoarc is a sane individual in comparison.
I’m torn between this and thinking she wouldn’t want to risk the hit to her reputation.
FitGirl refused to repackage her content out of similar fears, though I’m sure the thought alone of FG getting to make a “told you so” post drives enough rage in her to ensure it likely wouldn’t happen.
Yeah personally I'm thinking I'm gonna go uninstall my Harry Potter game 😂 chance sof me ever playing it again are slim and I'm sure it'll go on sale and I'll actually buy it if I ever want to play again.
It was kind of funny the first few times, now I just kind of cringe at her whenever she has one of these meltdowns.
Genius and insanity are close bedfellows.
She's a damn moron, the people with the minutest of peabrains are oftentimes the loudest about how "smart" they think they are.
When they're too close the person usually doesn't make it beyond around 32 yo...
Empress is a neurotic narcissist who needs to be NUKED at every release and HARD MUTED, IGNORED, AND DEPLATFORMED by every sociopathic rant she makes.
We should not be giving her attention by talking about her; she needs to be SHUNNED into OBSCURITY. Let her fucking philosophize in her own damn isolation. Her behavior is unacceptable by most social standards and her contributions to society are not so significant we can't do without them.
I would agree except for the fact that the only person out there who cracks denuvo is a delirious psycopath. The denuvo piracy lore is so fucking hillarious
Why does spiderman get to wear tights and assault people on the streets while being called a "hero", while this person fighting the real fight is called a delirious psychopath??
Life ain't fair.
Indeed. She's an unrepentant bigot and should be ostracized.
you are incorrect.
No. You are incorrect.
Me, five minutes ago: "who's this Empress?"
Me, now: "I need to follow her, it's free popcorn!"
Man, this is just the tip of the iceberg. There's a whole writeup about Empress, and she used to be 10x as psychotic
I was hoping it would be a HobbyDrama writeup, but this blew me away, this feels like a gold standard post that I can't believe I've never seen before. What a talented, skillful writer! The detail, the flow, everything is just right - just the perfect amount of background, just the perfect amount of depth. Thank you so much for this link!
Wow, what a ride. Thanks for sharing.
Interesting. Thanks for sharing
Theres no used to be when it comes to these rants. It's just a ticking clock to the next one
That was... weird, to say the least. More than her inviting people to her sexting game.
Wow that was quite a rollercoaster!
Thanks for this wild ride!
Lol, this sounds like a grandma complaining that Facebook is deleting her posts
I may or may not have done some cracking since the early 90s.
Back then three things were true for me to start that hobby:
This was mostly me trying to keep playing games after giving the disk (or disks) back.
However, once I might have cracked GTA (the original), the rush of finally understanding how a debugger worked and figuring it out, made actually playing less apealing than the whole figuring it out.
It made me rent games then just try figuring out how to crack them, but that was financially killing me as again I had nothing to begin with and I was now at minus some.
Granted that none of the early protections were anything similar to Denuvo.
In most cases, it was just a case of blocking a cd check here and there. Some had hilarious protections where the game would screw the player if detected: RA2 would be probably the most famous I remember. Often than not it made me paranoid if I had triped a trap and the game was being unfair or bugged.
Somehow I kept going until I shifted towards the Hackintosh scene.
Then when the first humble bundle appeared and people pirated it, it disgusted me to no avail and finally left this part of my life.
I remember how at a lan party I stumbled onto a problem with Worms 2 game. After being patched it asked for cd to be present in the drive all the time. And the only nocd I found required to place game data from the cd in the root of a C:/ drive. It made me curious and some days later I tried to investigate the case and yeah, game did some checks and assembled path to game files using drive letter. In the nocd they just cut out loop that went over the drives. Which afaik misbehaved on machines with floppy drive. And I went further and patched game to use ./
instead of drive letter. Which was tricky as there was not enough space to just patch it in place and I had to search for free space and do long jumps.
I definitely messed up details here and there, but those were fun times nonetheless :)
Some had hilarious protections where the game would screw the player if detected
I will never forget that one day one of my high school friends called me after I'd hooked him up with a pirated version of Crysis and yelled into the phone: "WHY IS MY GUN FIRING CHICKENS?! I CAN'T KILL ANYTHING!"
This reminds me of the conflict between Graphene OS's Dev and Louis Rossmann, and now Rossmann had to uninstall Graphene OS because he fears of the Dev injecting malware.
Edit: Video link, same one as the one in the replies below:
As someone who uses GrapheneOS, and likes Louis Rossman, this is very concerning. Could you link me to some info on this?
Louis' video: https://youtu.be/4To-F6W1NT0
Hey don't let this scare you away from GrapheneOS as Louis states he doesn't know how this works and cannot trust the code.
You cannot be specifically targeted as a user of GrapheneOS with backdoors from the project. The entire user base would need to be targeted and this project has to many eyes on it to not be noticed by now.
Probably just Rossman being paranoid, I assume.
Rossman is being spreading lies for some years now
Like?
Mood :
Words not a lady but a Pirate!🦜
YARRR
I remember when everyone was simping over her when she was cracking Hogwarts Legacy but no one cared once the crack was released.
I miss CPY :'(
I'm out of the loop. What happened this time?
A theory, but probably Empress wants to defame 1337x for "bundling cryptominers with torrents" so she can distract the community to not noticing that she will actually be the one to do such thing
Any evidence to this or just speculation? Empress is absolutely batshit fucking insane for sure, but so far we've got no reason to believe she's planning bundle cryptominers with cracked denuvo games as far as I can tell.
With CPY and Codex gone the PC cracking scene is dead and gone as far as AAA games are concerned. Denuvo is too difficult and time consuming to crack. The scene lost.
Yep, and I don't feel all that bad. AAA games have been getting shafted for ages.
Now we can support and enjoy even more indie games, big companies can suck it while losing more money, and inevitably something will come along against Denuvo down the line.
And maybe Empress can recoup. Seems like she's not in a great place atm.
As crazy as that makes Empress sound, I'm definitely willing to look past this kinda stuff because it's best not to bite the hand that might feed you.
Also, we definitely need more crackers (especially of the d€nuvo kind) to step up and train the next generation of crackers instead of just ranting online about their torrents being removed from popular sites.
Excusing crazy people doing crazy things cause they give you free stuff is the shittiest take I've seen on lemmy
Everybody's crazy. It's 2023.
Do you download cracked games?
I mean it is not hard, you have only been there for 3 days 😁
But that's capitalism.
I personally believe that, since piracy is already illegal in the developed world, and since I live in a politically divided first world country, that we don't need to bring politics and stuff into this.
Besides, we don't have many better options when it comes to d€nuvo than to accept the people who crack games with modern variations of it. I especially don't since I'm not smart enough to crack it and also since I go for pre-cracked games for the convenience of not having to apply the cracks myself.
Ha, classic Empress
Idk who this lady is, but does what she says hold any weight or am I still good on 1337x?
Darranged, racist and borderline-transphobic Denuvo cracker who goes off on unhinged rants pretty often. Generally what she says doesn't hold much weight.
Check the FreeMediaHeckYeah wiki, but as far as I know 1337x is still generally safe.
Not borderline transphobic, absolutely transphobic. Not an ounce of good will in her. She absolutely sees herself as superior to anyone and everyone and will hate anyone who is different.
🤔 is there any evidence of what empress told?
Something probably might have happened. Cause she has been using 1337x for a longtime now.
I don't mind the rants, it's fun if you take it as it is: Part of the Spectacle. I don't believe empress is a single person with schizophrenia, most likely a group of people with a specific sense of humor
I disagree. But, if true, we have been trolled to an elite level.
Is it really elite trolling if it's literally just saying things that are generally offensive? Lmao
Found the empress team member
lol @ windows users and their precious viruses. so cute.
When I use Linux.. I am the virus
No need for a virus that wipes your bootloader if you're the one who'll do so yourself
ok, there, Zero Cool, lol
I've still never had one in like 30 years lol. My husband got that weird dolphin one forever ago and that's it. That one was just kinda funny tbh. It's not that hard to avoid them even if you're donning your pirate cap. Not that uh... Not that I know that from experience or anything.
So what lol. It's still better than Linux.
lol, enjoy those downvotes
Can somebody enlighten me on who this is and why I should care?
It's the only person who can crack Denovo-protected games
She's also a delusional wannabe cult leader and may actually be insane.
Every other group got legal action taken against them so they stopped cracking denuvo, Empress doesn't care since she's in Russia. Denuvo's legal team is more competent than their developers unfortunately.
At least she didn't use the f slur this time
french
Oh, she still exists...
Until someone else comes along to Crack Denuvo she will be around
Didn’t someone do a write up about a general how to hack Denuvo?
There are different versions. I don't know of a guide cor the newer ones.
Oh alright. I vaguely remember seeing one about v4 and thinking "I need to come back to this" but never got around to it
can you send a link to it?
Try looking up denuvo v4 work around. IIRC it basically removes some early assembly neutering denuvo's ability to exit or interfere with the execution of the game.
The unlisted video!
what an existence.
Empress is a treasure
Say sike right now
I love me some good Empress drama.
IDK who that is but Jesus this person must be terminally online.
She is apparently the only person who knows how to crack Denuvo.
She is a wizard in cracking drm protected games. But a little crazy
a classic Empress "crack" note
I thought this was about Elite Dangerous for a moment and was very confused....
Very informative
I got my first virus in years this week from a 'verified' uploader on 1337x
Empress alt account
Can we wait to cancel her until she releases Atomic Heart?
She will never be canceled...no one else wants to crack denuvo.
wtf is the context here and who is this person
Empress is a video game cracker, the only active cracker who releases games protected by Denuvo. That's an extremly popular digital rights management system for stop game cracks used by Triple A game publishers. She is also completely nuts and regularly has very odd rants. It appears she's accusing 1337x owners of inserting malware into releases. 1337x is a popular site for accessing torrents of cracked games and one Empress regularly released on.
Any idea on if her accusations are actually true?
I am fully lost most the time on here but I am learning a lot
Apparently that's NOT an acceptable thing to say while performing brain surgery for the first time! Oh well, my patient kinda almost survived 🤷
Incidentally, that's the Empress origin story.
Black hats and white hats, it’s a duality, like hot and cold 😂
Empress is neither a hacker nor a white hat, lol
OMG, its like being at the point in your RPG game where you are tasked to retrieve the DRM-free game, but you know the price from the crazed troll is going to be your rogue's head and all your gear, else more violence.
Pretty sad that this removed is getting paid to crack things. I don't know what's stopping a band of people to just hack her shit up and take what's been helping to crack denuvo so it isn't bottlenecked by unchecked individuals such as she.
I honestly think her mental illness is what gives her the ability to Crack denuvo
lol
Woof
Am I the only one who somewhat likes how weird she is? I don't pay her too much mind though
The popularly linked post in this thread has a link to empress' Indian rant but that's dead now, so here's a screenshot :
she´s still at it i see
Crazy removed