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Born to shit... Forced to wipe 😓
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Sometimes it's like wiping a marker
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I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it's likely the best personal hygiene investment I've ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet.
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I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit
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Japan was right all along
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Same.
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This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.
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Yeah people are weird about bidets. They're obviously a great invention
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"Piss on your arse" is so weirdly telling of how they conceptualise it...
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There are some people.....
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'stream of water' is wrong characterization, it's about a power-washing jet -- blast off those poo particles
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Or you know, wash with water AND soap. I wash with a bidet and use liquid soap along with it. That’s no different than washing in the shower.
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Extra points if you use ones of these to spray your ass, if you don't have any good bidets, let alone bidet sprays to buy
They're not only as effective, but also portable...
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Do you literally never use the restroom in public spaces or something? Or is this just a special treat when you’re at home?
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That’s for at home. But to answer your other question, I do carry a small 50ml squeeze bottle of liquid soap in my bag, like those keychain hand sanitizers. Obviously it’s not always useful if the public toilet doesn’t have a bidet in the first place, so I also have wet wipes in my bag for a cleaner feeling at least until I can get home and wash properly.
And to answer your one other question, yes portable bidets exist. I have one and bring it with me when I travel so I can still wash if my hotel doesn't have one.
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I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidet— using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.
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All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol
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Or just dont shit simple.
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I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.
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Lemmy needs a “Vote for best of” feature.
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I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.
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Hello fellow Jerboa user!
Open source Lemmy clients ftw!
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You commenting here proves you're not using Jerboa. Or was the keyboard bug finally fixed?
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Considering I have no idea what you're talking about I'll say it was.
There is a bug with the GrapheneOS keyboard being strangely buggy when backspacing (it gets confused about where the word starts so if you delete the last letter of a word it will instead delete the space just before the word which is annoying as hell) however that bug is definitely not exclusive to Jerboa and only happens with that keyboard so ¯(ツ)_/¯
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I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn't peeling skin off flesh, it's not effective enough.
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I like to back flush my sinuses to help with my allergies
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I don't think I'm going to smell anyone's asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don't either, friend.
Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.
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If only most wet wipes weren't non-flushable (even if they say they are, many are in fact not) and terrible for the environment. Still have to find a good brand.
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but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important
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Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?
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@dessalines lemmy.ml down?
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It is still down
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@heyfrancis @kungkungblabak @dessalines It's still down, unfortunately.
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My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he'd take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I'd have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning.....
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can bidet fanatics just leave people alone? im sure they are better, not everyone has the money or time to install one. also, i have a feeling they just dont know how to wipe properly.
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I mean, that goes both ways. As an American, and especially as a guy, I often get sideways looks when I mention I have a bidet. If you can't or won't try it out, fine, but people are really acting like it's strange to clean yourself off using water.
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Move to Spain. Every apartment has a bidet here. It's as normalized as a jam stand in your kitchen.
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They don't have to be actual installations. You can mount one on to you toilet for less than $30 although I'd suggest spending a bit more
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You live in a sad, small-minded reality, friend. Enjoy your needlessly poopy butt-hole.
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