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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒 @lemmy.world

1y ago

Wonderful holiday scents

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The sixth, here-unnamed candle is "Sesame Seed Bun" for anyone else who can count and was wondering.
- This wasn't just a meme? These candles are real????
  
  After Jones Soda did the six-pack of Thanksgiving dinner themed sodas (including Turkey & Gravy), this kind of thing just doesn't surprise me any more. I guess it's meant as more of a novelty thing than something people would actually use in seriousness.
  
  It is, but we’re three years too late.
- I came to the comments just for this, thank you.

They wanted to make a McFlurry variant too, but couldn't find a working machine to get a sample.

The pickle one is the one that gets commented on? Imagine a "beef" candle. 🤮🤮🤮
- Imagine deliberately making your room smell like onions
  
  As a former young person, living in a studio apartment of 20m^2, I don't have to imagine that. And yes I did read the word "deliberately" - I wanted to see how much onion I could put in bolognese. Turns out a lot, when you blend the onion. Also it turns out that blending onion in your studio apartment is stupid.
  
  I would instantly get hungry - nothing fires up my appetite more than that sweet smell of onions in a hot pan
  
  True. They're all pretty bad but the pickle one might be the best!
  
  Sounds like you've never cooked anything besides ramen before
- I want a garum candle

It's not authentic without a "grease that is just a tad too old" component though
- Soured tallow candle when
  
  Try expired crisco, that shit stinky

Who the fuck wants a burger candle lmao?
- Nobody, that's why they did individual ingredients candles.
  
  I know but who wants that either
- I've got a KFC fire log.
  
  What’s that ? I know they kade a gaming pc that can warm your chicken

"Hey man, how are...I will fucking kill you."

smelling like food all the time was one of my major contributing factors to quit my fast food job in high school
- Understandable. That would certainly substantially increase the risk of being vored.
  
  How much of a threat is that if you aren't around wild anacondas or furries?
  
  uwu
- I worked at McDonald's for a bit in college. I was a vegetarian at the time (still am) and smelling like the grill all the time made me constantly queasy - I looked fantastic at 150 pounds but I lost 30 pounds in three months working there and it genuinely wasn't healthy.
- I ran a barbeque grill for one day for a fundraiser in high school. That was enough for me to know I didn't ever want to work in a restaurant.

Y'all haven't lived until you've had "The smell from when you're standing in line for E.T. the ride" scented candle.
https://www.thegreenhead.com/2020/06/et-adventure-ride-scented-candle.php

Lights pickles candle, then putting on brass knuckles and a mouth guard. Let's fucking goooo!

If the room smells like pickles, but doesn’t actually contain any delicious pickles for me to eat, I will get very upset, too.

The proper McDonald's candle smell would be the salty hot grease as that's how every single location smells.

“Babe wake up, new aggro strat just dropped”

It's gonna be like working at McDonald's lol Whose idea was that?

He must have had the wrong kind of pickles before…

Why? Pickles smell good.

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