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I always take off my watch when I'm fucking. Feels weird with the algorithm watching.
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Not me, I want them to know I am asserting dominance.
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If you take your watch off then it can only be because you're fucking. The algorithm knows.
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Sure. It can know that I am, but that doesn't mean I want it watching.
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What am I missing here? Why "not my family?" Did they mean like "oh no, not my family! How embarrassing for them to see!" It just reads really strange.
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It's a newer type of phrase/way to start a sentence. It's kind of like a way to call attention to or put extra emphasis on the action taking place.
For example, say I got to an ice cream store and try 10 flavors. I could say "not me trying every flavor before getting a single scoop."
It kinda adds a sarcastic or lightheated feel to the sentence.
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It's a variant of the sarcastic "that couldn't be me"
e.g.: "Goofing off for a week and then cramming the night before the final exam? That couldn't be me /s." -> "Not me goofing off for a week and then cramming the night before"
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They put their watches in "wrestling mode" then their parents get notified of when they stopped "wrestling"
Not is the correct word.
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It’s a typo.
Should be “now”
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Tandum bike.
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If it's not their family getting the notifications then who is?
How are they going to someone else, And how do we have a picture of it?
This is so confusing
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It's slang grammar. The family are getting the notifications.
The "not" just shows that it is embarrassing for oop (see also the crying emoji).
Imagine oop covering their face with their hands and saying "oh no! Not this! Not my family getting these notifications!"
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I think it's a typo it is meant to start with "Now" instead of "Not"
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They fuckin
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Thatsthejoke TM
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Thank you I'm funny
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You burn about 21 calories during sex.
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Not the way I do it!
(I burn 1 calorie)
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Why does Richard always finish working out 10 minutes earlier than his girlfriend?
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Are they wearing their apple trackers while "working out"?
