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outer_spec @lemmy.blahaj.zone

1y ago

rulesterbation

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Only if they wash their hands first.
- You jest, but under Australian laws at least, if the ballot is marked in any way other than to indicate your vote, it must be thrown out. So yeah, don’t get jizz on your ballot folks.
  
  Is there a country where you should jizz on your ballot?
  
  This isn’t true.
  The tests of whether a ballot is formal under Australian law is primarily to make sure the intent of the voter is clear. If the scrutineer is comfortable that, for example, the numbers are legible and in boxes on the ballot paper, then it doesn’t matter what else is on it.
  As far as I know there are no rules saying you can’t cum on your ballot paper as long as you also numbering the boxes correctly to indicate your preference.
  I used to be an election scrutineer. The formality rules are here
  
  What if I use jizz to vote?
  
  I thought this was a rule in every democratic country.
- Was gonna say not with the same hand
  
  If you vote with the other hand, is it like someone else is doing it?

Like, at the same time?
- Yes, and yes.
- Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.
  The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.
  It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.
  
  Pros:
  Increased voter turnonout
  Hearing your candidate won in a "white out"
  Cons:
  Even longer lines at polling places
  Mail-in ballots need special envelopes

if you stopped all masturbators from voting, you'd have like three voters left.
- I don't know if I want my countries decisions made by three liars.
- Are you counting people who have never or that currently don't?

Don't you hate it when your nut doesn't have enough force to fully punch out the chad and then your vote doesn't get counted properly?

Literally no one would be allowed to vote otherwise

At the same time?

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