Yummy Mummy
Yummy Mummy
Yummy Mummy
Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.
If we're looking for inaccuracies, I don't know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it's tea.
My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join
There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
"Whutsit say, Cletus?"
"C-H-A-R-L-I-E... Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!"
Earl Gray.
Charred.
Hot
Does this counts as cannibalism?
That's someone's fetish
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.