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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

CDRMITTENS @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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That would be such a flex. You're driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.
- swimming through the desert in your tank
  
  Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name...
- A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video
- Driving around in a hot tub!

When this tank gets hit by a shell:
Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?
Oh ho, no! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we're having! Mmm, steamed tanks!
- Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?
  
  Only if you're trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd
  The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.
  If it is hit in an area which causes the tank's armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot...

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.
- Correction: you can no longer drink the water.
  
  Bear Grylls has entered the chat
  
  Was that really your first inclination?
  
  It'll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.

can drink the water
As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.
- Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so
  
  ✅ Can drink the water.
  ❎ Should drink the water.
- random question: why are tank interiors painted white?
  
  hide the cum stains
  
  better visibility, reflects what little light there is in the tank (i think)

Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.
- Simple solution: we'll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank
  
  Love it. Here's $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here's more cocaine.
  
  Better: Spaced armor, except instead of air, its water.
  
  A tank designed by Bill Wurtz.
- put some weighted (i.e. neutrally buoyant) ballpit balls in the water to disperse the shockwave.
- Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.

- And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.

A fish tank, if you will

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.
- Maybe it's a navy tank?
  
  SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.
- I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

Love the emotional support fish

Welcome to Marines. Literally.

Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?
- Just leave the hatch open a little bit.
  
  Gotta keep it sealed though if you don't want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.
- Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.
- Isn't that good? It sounds like it's creating a shield? I'm pretty sure I'm right, I say ship it.
  
  ship it.
  Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you'd boat it.
- Let's not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.
- Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO
- From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine

We don't need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish
- the loader dolphin project was a failure

One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.
- Earplugs
  
  Do they make those for lungs?

I'm not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I'm in favor of this idea.
Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.
- Eventually the water is just gonna start getting to boiling temperature and no one will notice because of the frog thing.

And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!

Stand aside Pierre Sprey!
The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on...
... The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!

I know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?
- Air is a compressible fluid. Water is incompressible. Energy from shock waves will be transmitted from the hull to the crew in a much more efficient fashion.
  
  Wait, explain that to an idiot please. Could the water pressure crush a person? It wouldn't just go up?
  
  Ah, right.
- Tank get hole, water go out hole
  
  Early warning of Hullfailure from smaller penetrations. Success again
  
  Yeah, but then you're left with a lighter, more agile tank. It's a win-win!

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.
- That was a let down to say the least

Inertia will be a removed tho

As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn't want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.

Rust.
- Heavy.
  
  gas turbine go brrrr
- heard of distilled water? or zinc-coating shit?

You know what's denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete
Well, until it hardens that is. /s

The only problem i have with this is that this is technically happening (just inside tge amor)

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