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The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website

1y ago

I hope it makes it here before Christmas...

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- You laugh, but I ordered an $800 watch for a friend. USPS lost it. Not just lost it but lost it so hard that the tracking number - which showed "delayed in transit" 6 days ago - isn't even in their system anymore. Gone. MFers.
  
  They gave it to the bomb squad. Something about a mysterious ticking.

Fuckin hell I was literally just checking on mine lmao
- And I'll be damned if anyone's going to tell me to stop refreshing.

‘My package was on the other coast 15 min ago. I wonder if it’s in my city now.’
- You joke but I've seen packages get reported to have teleported hundreds of miles within a matter of minutes according to the log.

Fuck you FEDEX
- I hate everything about FedEx with a fiery passion.
- Fuggin bullshidders

It'll leave new Jersey any second now Aaaany second now (Package has been in new Jersey since October)

I've made refund for package lost in delivery and it was delivered to me after 6 months after refund, this happened to me more than once

My last package just arrived like 30 minutes ago :)
- I haven't started shopping. Is that bad?
  
  No, fuck capitalism. Only gift if you feel like it.
  
  Don't make the postal workers suffer for it, shop local if you're planning on it.

Mine is supposed to arrive within 5 hours from now but hasn't been shipped. Unless a wizard is teleporting it to my door, that sounds like bullshit to me.

I feel so good having ordered last month, all presents were done at the latest 15th of this month. I'm so happy with myself since I remember the stress from previous years

"Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It'll be fun 💖"

I've been waiting for a package since the end of November, and I checked it again just to spite you
- Was it there?
  
  Funny story, it reported "package reached country of destination" for days, and I was waiting for it to say something like "delivering today".
  Turns out, the package was already in mailbox. Was probably there for days lol

And I complain because they put it in front of my screen door so I can’t get out.
I need to check my privilege.
- 🤣 I was imagining somebody dropping off a fridge or something like that on your front door blocking the door completely and too heavy to move while opening the door.

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