That was painful...

Even the commenter trying to be worse failed
- Frfr (no cap)
  
  P sus fam ngl
- I thought I had a stroke.
- What's a bop? I can't tell if that's actual slang or one of the joke ones like WIFI.
  
  Pretty sure they mean a song (alternatively, "bopper"). Specifically an upbeat one that makes you want to dance.
  The context of Limewire points to this too.

Come on, Hashtag, geotag your retweeeted stream from the app in the cloud. All the cool kids are doing it.
- My homies certainly!

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
- You threw your whole bussy out for that comment.
- Oh god, it's happening to me
  I genuinely don't understand half the words in this comment
  Is this what turning 30 feels like?
  
  Man I'm 23 and don't even know if this is English. Help.

"Have you streamed this yet?" Is a phrase I've heard real people say when talking directly to a streamer.

I need to know the context of this image.
- Farthest back example I could find is this. Apparently it's from a textbook?
  
  I found this sociology textbook that has unquoted similar text. https://online.flipbuilder.com/jeru/zjef/index.html#p=60
  I think one book plagiarized the other.

have you skibbidied that fanum tax with your rizz?

How the "smart sciency computer people" in 90's comics and 2000's cartoons talk.
- When I was younger I'd just ramble off a bunch of computer part names and people thought I was the smartest computer nerd in the world. I was like, these are just the parts that make up your computer, dummies.

Honestly sounds a bit like my management :D

This is basically just Skwerl but for "young people who are good with computers" slang

Why can I understand all this

How millennials think young people talk
- As a millenial it's weird how the generations before us are completely tech illiterate, but also the generation after us. Fuck me, the zoomers are getting stepper machines, thinking they're somehow good and a new thing.
  
  And it is our own fault. We've made much of the stuff zoomers are using. By us black boxing everything in order to make it easier, the zoomers have become insanely tech illiterate
  
  It's weird feeling like we're sandwiched in the middle of tech illiteracy. Like, yo, I can't hold the whole tech stack up myself. You guys gotta learn how to "use the Internet" too.
  My sister in law is almost 10 years younger and can't even get Plex running on her Apple TV. Wtf?!
  
  Shout out to all my Generation X peeps--the first generation to spend our teenage/young adult years on the Internet. We still laugh at our Boomer parents who don't know anything about technology. Now we kinda roll our eyes and say "whatever" to all the younger folks who think that we don't either.
- There's no way this image isn't from 10+ years ago. It's definitely Boomers writing Millenials
- Okay, according wikipedia I'm considered to be an early Millennial. Even I know that this sounds like it was written by a Boomer. The kind of Boomer who owns a phone but turns it off after they're done with their scheduled phone call because they don't want to drain the battery.
  
  And then everyone gets mad at them because they're never reachable and causes problems lmao.
  Yeah, you hit the nail on that one!
- Bro, I'm GenX and even I know GenZ peeps don't talk like this.
- As a millennial, I'd just like to say... #totes #NapoleonDynamite
  
  You forgot the fortnite dance.