Cursing

Except french. Even cursing sounds romantic in french.

Don't recommend cursing in german. You always sound like you want to set your opponent on fire.

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

"Me cago en el olivo que dio las aceitunas que hicieron el aceite que lubrica las bisagras del ataúd de tus muertos"

"I shit on the olive that gave the olives which made the oil lubricating the hinges of the coffins of your dead (relatives)"

Most Norwegians just repeat a lot of synonyms for the devil and hell and burning:

Faen steike til helvetes forbannade jævelskap.

But there are more creative cursers, of course. Good cursing is an art.

In Dutch we curse and insult with diseases. For example "kankerzooi" = "cancerous mess" and "tyfuslijer" = "typhoid sufferer". That first one is a bit frowned upon, but using "kanker" is becoming more common. There's an established word "kankeren" which means "to grumble", though.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that this meme works very well for Dutch

Some more examples:

• Teringlijer = tuberculosis sufferer
• Pestpokken = something with the plague and pox
• Krijg de kolere = get cholera
• Zich de tyfus werken = literally "to work so hard you get typhoid" (wtf), but really just "to work very hard"

Funny one also is "kut" which means "vagina" and is used in the same way as cursing with "shit". Also, something like "kanker" (cancer) can be used in a positive way to emphasize something, like "kankerlekker" meaning "extremely good tasting" (although still frowned upon by most people)

Actually, just read the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

Fuck you you fucking fuck, I shat my pants because of your bloody damn post.

Best regards from France.

I’ll try one from my country.

“Bordel à cul de pompe à merde !”

Fucking ass shit pump!

I love you

For those of you who are multilingual from birth, do you have a preference?

My mom's husband knows he f*cked up big time when she starts cursing in Spanish instead of English.

Mcetpmhdlgp

Only true spaniards will understand

can anyone tell me where "reach your hand up my arse and jerk off my shit" came from? fuckin masterpiece i use it all the time

Jou ma se poes, man!

¡Te cabron!

'Sa kang gagong inutil na tarantadong anak ng puta.

Some others can try better.

I'll just leave this here https://app.memrise.com/course/1476694/lang-belta-belter-creole-phrasebook/8/

Our language have one word, same as Poland: kurva Other words : pičovina (bullshit), chuj (idiot), and other one word curse. I don't know about some fancy curse that others wrote here

Indians have joined the chat.

American English maybe, some parts of the uk and Irish do sound very aggressive

Meme qliao conxetumareee