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Donald Trump May 'Turn Off the Internet'. How even? A thought experiment.

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Donald Trump may "turn off the internet" if elected, former staffer says

Sounds silly of course, and it is silly. But I thought it would be interesting to think it through. And with multiple minds.

How do you go about "turning off the internet" for a particular country? Because this is being attributed to Trump, I'm presuming that "turn off the internet" could mean a number of things.

Mess with DNS? Disable infrastructure? Buy out telecom?

Let's say we're committed to this task, how do we go about it? Let's hear the crazy ideas

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  • He'd have his man-servant turn off the wifi on his phone. As long as the little symbol is gone, that means the internet no longer exists. Object Permanence isn't his strong suit.

  • We're talking about a guy who said he could remotely de-classify documents by thinking real hard about them. Maybe he's under the impression that the internet will magically shut down when he says "turn yourself off!" out loud three times.

  • All paths lead to the singularity. There is no going back. Every stumbling block can be circumvented. But if he was determined, he'd probably declare war on the undersea cables that transfer the internet between countries, which is so easy to do we've had to stop sharks and pistol shrimp from doing it.

  • Man, Trump is living rent free in people's heads.

    • He has openly stated he wants to be a dictator, to dissolve Congress, and to rule for life. That type of tyrant is going to be on the minds of people.

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