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    1. What's the catch?
    2. So you'll just answer ANY three questions I have truthfully?
    3. Wait... Did those first two count?
  • Why is your father such a childish fuckwit?

    Why does he let you act equally/more powerful?

    Can I have an Audi RS6 Avant with unlimited fuel and tyres?

  • As is, the post doesn't specify whether the devil will answer truthfully or not. So, I suppose it's safe to say he'll just be a dick

    1. Which place in hell would my soul end up if I died right now?
    2. Can I take your place after I die?
    3. Which religion is your favorite?
  • What's the deal with the fiddle?

    • The devil went down to Georgia and fiddled up a little kid.

      Let's just say that theatre renditions willfully misconstrue the concept.

      • By most accounts the devil is a lot of talk and very little (physical) action. If anything he fiddled someone else to diddle a little kiddle.

        I grew up partially in the south, and the devil tales from there told a story of people constantly getting over on him in the forms of bets and contests, the devil doing a monkeys paw type wish/curse, and it being turned around by the receiver of the curse/wish to ultimately being a good thing. Like a very awkward super hero whose power is to grant wishes, but has to lose to that person in some way first.

  • I wouldn't mess with it, he can only lie anyway. Any knowledge you gained would only turn around and bite you, "monkey's paw" style.

  • If I can hold off then yeah like some others I would want to wait for a record breaking lottery and then get the numbers for the non record breaking one and then tell me how a technology that would be most beneficial for the planet while supplying mankind with all the energy it wants and I would sit on the last question.

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