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1y ago

Dude, get out of here

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Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”
- Yeah, I was really happy to see it wasn't a wallop!
  People don't often treat reptiles very nice compared to mammals, but this is understandable and not excessive!
  
  To be fair most approaching mammals don't have the jaw strength to crush my skull like a grape.
  But just look at that smiley boi.

Boop of banishing
- 🤣

That's a funny looking stray cat.

The alligator/crocothing was really confused
- Your first guess was correct. Wide, blunt snout gives it away. Crocodiles- skinny, toothy snout.
  
  They would have been fucked if it was a crocodile. American alligators are usually super chill and aren't a problem so long as you aren't actively antagonizing them. Crocodiles, meanwhile, are colossal assholes that are always looking to fuck up someone's day.
  
  Easy way to remember: an alligator's snout is rounded like the C in Crocodile, and a crocodile's snout is pointed like the A in Alligator.

Im always surprised how tame alligators are. Nothing like crocodiles.

That's how Ripley should have dealt with the ALIEN.
- pat pat* Off you go. Out the airlock you silly goose. pat pat*

They are way too casual around something that can rip their fingers and arm off
- Florida be like
  
  not too different from the politicians around there

I love gators

Bad bad croc! Shew, go home!
- Ahem. Gator. 😀
  
  Yeah, probably, I really don't know the difference... except for what Robin Williams said in Jumanji 😂.

Bad boy, bad boy shooo!

See you later

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