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1y ago

Treat yourself

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I’m imagining an onion on my belt
- I've heard that it's the style
  
  It's not, but it used to be.

Oh man, keep going
- imagine all the onions
  
  You could say I'm a dreamer
  About onions

I prefer One Giant Onion myself
- You deserve it
  
  Do I, though??
- Who are you, Peter Glazebrook?
  
  Maybe I am, maybe I ain't...

I imagined the fuck out of 3 perfect onions, but then I imagined 3 perfect tomatoes. Please don't tell onions.
- I won't tell them, but that will have to sit on your conscience.
  
  That's fine. Your memes also sit on my conscience lol.

Hell yes, I have three potatoes
- "Correction, we have three potato."
  Politburo

[onion intensifies]

Now throw them all in the trash 😌

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