but i don't wanna rule

I scroll past the Bill Clinton sitting at the Oval Office desk "young people don't know there's two people in this photo" meme, and now the very next thing I see in my feed is this with "mysterious guests under the table". Oof.

the pressure of my tears is making holes in the ground below me, this is unacceptable

at least it's easy to charge, unlike all those other devices where you have to solve a mini-game puzzle to initiate charging

i'm low-key a little miffed that i failed to dig up a reaction gif of Pomni yelling,
"WHAT THE [BOING!!] IS GOING ON!?!"
...because that is very much the vibe I'm getting from whatever the fuck this is.

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I'm kind of a sucker for more traditional tech and IME wireless connections tend to be kind of flimsy, but damn if there aren't situations where all those cables start getting a certain bondage vibe.

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I gotta wonder where this stupid idea of perfectly round disk shaped spaceships came from, because it's pretty stupid. I've seen seen someone on tv suggest Buddha was an alien because of disk shaped iconography and it's just weird.