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Item in grocery store doesn't scan.
That means it's free!
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Every time I hear this one I wanna break the product in half and walk away😭
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why do people say this?
I can only imagine they have the most repetitive, robotic lives.
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Working hard or hardly working?
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Are ya a smart fella, of a fart smella?
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More of a fart fella
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What.... I like that one. Sorry.
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Just make sure you find and stick close to the other people at your job who think it's funny.
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"Watching porn at work, so both."
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Talking about any ear or hearing trouble and someone replies "pardon?"
🤦🤬
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As someone who's been hearing impaired my whole life, yes. The urge to punch the person in the face right at that moment sometimes seems irresistible.
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I'd like to believe I'd still have that reaction to this "joke" even if my hearing was fine, still I do agree with you that it's really extra infuriating when explaining a genuine hearing issue
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I do this, but I like to respond with a loud and sudden "WHAT" which is probably less funny and more obnoxious but it usually gets a laugh
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I have been unfortunate enough to hear various racist and/or homophobic jokes over the years, so probably one of them
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To a colleague arriving 10 mins late: "Afternoon."
To a colleague arriving 10 mins early: "Shat the bed?"
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I feel like if I shat the bed, I'd be late instead of early.
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Agreed 💯, this is not amusing.
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As someone who works the later shifts, it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with "afternoon". It's been so long since someone has said good morning to me at work
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Three moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, "smells like rutabagas". The next mole says, "smells like carrots".
After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell.
The last mole says "molasses" and gets back to digging.
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I read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.
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Maybe just because we don't understand it, but the ancient Sumerian bar joke:
A dog entered into a tavern and said, 'I cannot see anything. I shall open this one.'
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The "I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn't land or you wouldn't get it]" template
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It's a toss-up between Elon Musk and people saying "WHAT?!" when I tell them I'm hearing impaired.
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A man went to a shop and they had a shovel.
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The “we are not the same” meme. I understand the point, it’s just not funny. It’s cringey as hell.
