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Gork @lemm.ee But you can't sprint with four legs. You can either trot, canter, or gallop. Sprinting is a bipedal only action.
That being said, girls totally love it when you trot especially if you have the shoes that go clippity clop.
50 0 ReplyAngrilyEatingMuffins @kbin.social
If you can’t find the shoes a friend with two halves of coconuts works just as well!
14 0 Replywander1236 @sh.itjust.works
That's what you think
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Hupf @feddit.de
48 0 Replyrobocall @lemmy.world
I like cats more than dogs.
18 0 ReplyLemongrab @lemmy.one
Scampering over with the swagger of a dyslexic cat.
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hakunawazo @lemmy.world But at least try not to pee on her leg.
17 0 Replysmackjack @lemmy.world Just stick to humping it instead.
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Sosialdemokraten @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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