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  • Mildred is actually a sick ass name. I hope she's rocking it

    • Without the grandma-name baggage, it sounds like a colloquial name for industrial injury -based PTSD. Like naming yourself Shelshok.

  • This is not a unique problem, as California history teems with lesbians changing their name to Morgana Labiablossom or Neopagans to Bridget Oaksparkle when when they cross a personal reckoning. Since it's super important to them, we practice in front of a mirror until we can say the name without giggling.

    I wonder if that is what inspired Tungsteena Zarpedon.

  • They deserve a very serious-sounding name that they have to find a nickname for, like the rest of us.

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