And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

I prefer to pirate adults

you wouldn't download a child

They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.

And that's why you need punctuation kids.

I emphatically would NOT download a child.

Can't even give them away

Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.

You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?

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And that's why you shouldn't, pirate kids!

No they're free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.

Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.

You wouldn't download a fridge

Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking

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Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

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