gedaliyah @lemmy.world
Ranger: It's terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!
Sign maker: I got you fam.
44 2 Replyjimmydoreisalefty @lemmy.world
Environmentally conscious.
They might have seen them litter? /s
30 2 Replyjupyter_rain @discuss.tchncs.de
And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren't environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild...How nice!
14 0 ReplyXin_shill @lemm.ee What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics
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Czarb @lemmy.world Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that's a sin.
13 0 Replylugal @sopuli.xyz Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It's all fine
11 0 Replymilicent_bystandr @lemm.ee You're missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C'mon, guys, you're smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.
11 0 Replyslugo @sh.itjust.works What did the green man do to the two tan men?
9 0 Replyceenote @lemmy.world A hate crime
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SpaceNoodle @lemmy.world Don't worry, they packed them out.
8 0 ReplyThe Barto @sh.itjust.works
I don't see the problem, aren't you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?
7 0 Replyhglman @lemmy.ml You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.
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hakunawazo @lemmy.world That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it's so dark that you can't see your hand in close distance. There's cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: "It's really scary here." The man says: "What can I say, I'll have to walk back all by myself later."5 0 Replyvonxylofon @lemmy.world Did they f*cking stutter?
4 0 Replybitwolf @lemmy.one And the red garbage bag in the trunk!
4 0 ReplyARk @lemm.ee what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than
4 2 Replyfarquadsquads @ani.social
zoomie pls...
2 0 ReplyMelt @lemm.ee It's the eyes popping forward
1 0 ReplyWhiskyTangoFoxtrot @lemmy.world I always thought it was the "shifty eyes" look.
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ARk @lemm.ee is that a nose?
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