Didn't stand a chance..

Little did he know, it's really a 6 year contract with two years inactive ready reserve

I got that T-Shirt reference

Also my favorite tidbit from the comments there: ::: spoiler spoiler Toei Animation had to warn the Mexican government not to air the last episode of Dragon Ball Super in plazas across Mexico's cities (which was promptly ignored) and was a huge event across the country at the time. Bars had watch parties and there was a flyer that got popular which read "free dances for everyone if Goku wins this epic battle."

Dragon Ball is a second religion. :::

Was Kyubey too on the nose?

Man, Misato Katsuragi has fallen on hard times, huh?