dlove67 @vlemmy.net Is there a size limit on the bottles? Could I get the minibar equivalent of a ketchup bottle?
More importantly, does this stop the negative effect of falling from greater heights?
13 0 Replyoscar_falke @sopuli.xyz
Yes and no.
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ReveredOxygen @sh.itjust.works
Assuming it's multiplicative, you would have to consume 140 ketchup bottles to jump twice as high
13 0 Replymounderfod @lemmy.sdf.org
If it's over time that's easily doable
6 0 Replyjsheradin @kbin.social
A bottle a day for a year might be stomach-able. You'd be able to jump about 6x a normal person which would easily land you some long-jump Olympic medals.
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ChrisLicht @lemm.ee
So, 1400 bottles, and I’m dunking?
brb, making a vat of low-rent Bloody Mary mix.
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Monologue @lemmy.zip
so a flat 0.5% bonus if i live my life as usual?
9 0 ReplyJohnDClay @sh.itjust.works Including the plastic bottle? If not, I'll start jumping annoyingly high within a few weeks
7 0 Replybastian_5 @sh.itjust.works How often do you jump?
2 0 ReplyLux (it/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone A lot more once i can jump higher than anyone on the planet
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Tramdan @sh.itjust.works It's just the bottle. They didn't say anything about the contents.
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Remmock @kbin.social Does this include the plastic/glass/metal?
5 0 Replyvxnxnt @feddit.de
What ketchup are you buying that's in a metal container?
3 0 ReplyRemmock @kbin.social Glass bottle, metal top.
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swiftcasty @kbin.social I would start ordering fries+ketchup a lot more
4 0 ReplyBarbecueCowboy @kbin.social I was in middle school with a guy who ate a tremendous amount of ketchup, I feel like it must have started as a shock value thing, but who knows why other people do things. A bottle a day for him at lunch was not unheard of.
He was not a healthy kid, dude was pretty overweight and had heartburn problems, again this was in middle school. I remember him having to leave school for a bit because of serious stomach problems and then when he came back he was on a super restrictive diet. I think I only ever saw him eating green vegetables and basic salads after that.
3 0 Replyivanafterall @kbin.social
You should've seen that kid's hops, though. He'd already maxed out Jumping, so he didn't need any more ketchup.
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Leyla :) @lemmy.fmhy.ml
Ketchup is one of the only things I know will send me into a full autistic meltdown. It's so fucking gross.
3 0 ReplyThatWeirdGuy1001 @sh.itjust.works
Okay but is it like a video game where you can only jump a set distance? No more no less?
3 0 Replybastian_5 @sh.itjust.works Just jump at an angle, but also landing might be a problem
2 0 Replyatocci @kbin.social
Just quickly tap the space bar.
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PeachyMcPeachface @sh.itjust.works Can I spread it out? How many ketchup packets are in a bottle?
2 0 ReplyNeato @kbin.social
What about the landing? If I jump 30' straight up that's probably the last time I'm going to be jumping.
1 0 Replybastian_5 @sh.itjust.works Bottle of Icarian Flight
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