It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

jumps over the lazy dog.

Otherwise there's no "s."

It tells a short story that's visual and full of words people know how to spell.

Apparently not. ☹️

edit: Aww, they fixed the typo. Now my joke is lame(er).
- Mobile phone at 4 Am. Missed the typo. Fixed now.
I suppose people aren't that used to telling stories in the present tense.
- The lemmy user writes a quick shitpost
WHERE IS THE H
- The?

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz. This one gets bonus points for not repeating any letters. Also bonus points cause it starts with "cwm fjord" which is objectively funny.

(Meaning: A weird person was annoyed by symbols on the opening of a sea valley's walls)
- I thought cwm meant hill?
  
  Edit: Apparently it means valley. Oops.
- This has to be Welsh right?
I learned this from reading Ella Minnow Pea in high school.

Two of those words are difficult to spell, a third is quite often misspelled, and the phrase is not as easy to remember.

Someone hasn't been doing their occult exercises before they go to sleep
- I always just do them extra thoroughly the night before my yearly checkup at the occultist.
There’s also no “f” in that phrase. The whole point is to showcase a font.
- You skipped the "of". Made the same mistake.
- There’s also no “f” in that phrase.
  
  No respect.

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

Don't threaten me with a good time

Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets
Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.

Sphinx of black quartz is for edgy nerds who take themselves to seriously. Quick brown fox is chill, like a cool autumn day when the light hits just right and everythings golden. It's bliss

counterpoint: quick broen fox is corporatized af while sphinx of black quartz has one hell of a vibe. you're right that the fox is comfy because the cozy zone is the only spot where fun and corpos intersect and this one just so happens to fall into it but keeping it people-centric was never the point.

case in point: the test sentence we use in my native language translates to "floodproof mirror drill" to test out all our weird diacritics. no autumn vibes there, only corpos

The shortest is apparently "Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex."

The pangram article also lists "Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf," but without an article before nymph and dwarf it seems to be written in headlinese. I guess it could say "Glib jocks quiz dwarf nymph to vex" instead.

5/10, not a sphinx...

it's jumps not jumped

Abcdefg hijklmnop qrst uvwxyz

But what about abcdefg hijklmnop qrs tuv wx yz?
- Here in Denmark it's abcdefg hijklmn opqrstu vwxyzæøå!
- That's how I've always said it
Y and Zed
- Who is Zed?

Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

For Germanophones: Qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm

For Francophones: Azertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn

Yeah but in Polish those are actually words
- Yes, but the first is an insult so don't use it
- Lol
Pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmwvz?
- For folks who like Dvorak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvhKZHAP8U
- I always wanted to learn the alphabet in the correct order. Thanks, mate.
  
  Duh, that was sarcasm.
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
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Boxers had a zap of gay jock love, quit women.

It's jumps, not jumped, otherwise there's no S.

And I also prefer the sphinx one.

- **miner

When I started my career as a telecoms data engineer back in thr '80s the we used QBF to test modems on dial up data connections...the tester had a QBF button that would sent the text to a tester at the other end or it could even test round a loop back to itself.

You could inject errors with a button and these errors would count up on a basic 8 segment red led display to prove everything was working okay...happy days

Because I use the only one that I can remember.

There is no s in the first phrase

In the real one it's "jumps", but "jumped" sounds more right.

Agreed. The "Sphinx" sentence is the cooler of the two. I've been using it for a long time. My personal twist: the last word becomes "vowel," not "vow." For me, easier on the ears.

Judging vowels:

S tier - O, I A tier - A B tier - E, U
- What about Y?
- what tier is y in?
I use sphinx myself, or “hamburgavons.”

Crazy Frederick bought many very exquisite opal jewels.

Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern

Please take that sort of smut outside, thank you very much. There are children present.
Jörg bäckt quasi zwei Haxenfüße vom Wildpony.
Falsches Üben von Xylophonmusik quält jeden größeren Zwerg.

I like foxes and dogs, they are cute!

Not when they're tearing a chicken to pieces. I'm just saying.
- Leave my pitbull alone
- Well there aren't any chickens to be torn apart in this sentence so it's adorable actually. And I mean, I have had dogs for years and never had any of them tear up a chicken, most people with dogs probably don't experience them near chickens much.
- and yet you should be allowed in a kfc? double standards smh

I see "objectively" is going the same way as "literally" into the modern grammar trash heap of uncertain meaning.

Though I do agree that the sphinx one is cooler.

Damn that is cooler

Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern

"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" gang!

More common words.

Pchnąć w tę łódź jeża lub ośm skrzyń fig

Vypätá dcéra grófa Maxwella s IQ nižším ako kôň núti čeľaď hrýzť hŕbu jabĺk

Where's S. And V?

The V is in "oVer" and the S is in the "jumpS" which the poster incorrectly wrote in past tense.

Or did you mean the second phrase which contain both?
- Okay I missed the word 'over: for the v, but the S was missing and it makes sense given it's posted improperly..
  
  I am not talking about the second one

Cozy lummox gives smart squid who asks for job pen.

How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!

I give it an F for not including F

Of
- Shoot, you're right
- made same mistake lol