Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world SiffaGroove @lemmy.blahaj.zone 1y ago

happy partially muscled screaming skeleton day

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Imagine being bored to tears as a guard, then seeing this just pop up and be left with zero explanation.
- "Sir, I saw a... a..."
  I swear to god if one more private brings up UFOs...
  "..a screaming skeleton that teleported."
  
  Vanished*, you can't be sure it teleported or just became invisible or stopped existing.
Fun fact: The Watchmen was the first comic book to use Comic Sans

Fun fact edit: I lied.
- Watchmen came out almost a decade before Comic Sans existed, it was hand-lettered by Dave Gibbons. In fact, it directly inspired the creation of Comic Sans according to Wikipedia.
  
  Holy shit I’m an idiot.
  
  I just realized it’s comic as in books and not comic as in funny.
Between this and the circulatory system one, I am feeling like they are from the same story and now I am curious wtf is going on in that world. What comic book is this from?
- It’s the story of Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.
  
  Ahh... Is the book better than movie? I've tried watching the movie like 8 times; I have fallen asleep at the same part every single time. :/
On the first day of Partially Muscled Screaming Skeleton Day my Partially Muscled Skeleton screamed to me, “I hate this and should never be!”
I love this calendar
How can it scream? Would just be sitting there with it's mouth open.

You could teabag it.
- I ain't putting my balls in a skeleton's mouth that still has muscles. What if the jaw shuts?
  
  Muscles...and teeth.
  
  What if the jaw shuts?
  
  There's only one way to find out!
  
  Yeah just regular corpses for me thanks.
- How can it appear and then disappear?
  
  How can it exist at all points of its life at the same time instead of chronologically?
What a great graphic novel.
Nothing unusual at the perimeter.
Ummm .... what kind of decorations should I be putting up? Is there a playlist of songs I could put on?
- Here's some music to get you into the festive mood.
  
  I've been on my phone a lot lately and haven't had time to look or listen to this link .... what the hell ... I'm both amazed shocked and confused ... imagine if all digital information was lost in the future and the only information left was this video.
  
  Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  Here's some music to get you into the festive mood.
  
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Out of the ordinary I mean
Been there

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