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HP Printrule

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I've singlehandedly caused hp to lose thousands of dollars. People trust my advice and I've lost all trust in hp so I tell people not to waste their money on it.
- When I got hired to take charge of the IT department, the first thing I did was phase out ALL HP products and then implemented an "Unacceptable and Barred Brands for purchasing" policy with HP right at top.
  
  Thank you for your service
  
  Unfathomably Based
  
  Anyone have recommendations for MICR compatible printers that AREN’T HP? It’s the last HP product we have in my office.
- Don't buy a smart printer. Buy a dumb printer, then plug it into a raspberry pi.
  
  Who sells dumb printers though? I would buy that in a heartbeat.
  
  we need an easily flashed prerolled Printer OS that makes this easy to make work
  
  What's a smart printer?
  
  I haven't bought a printer recently. Wtf is a smart printer?

Buy brother laser. It’s more expensive, but it’s worth it long term. They last a real long time and the cartridges last bananas and they don’t care about “official” ink
- Straight up when I bought my black and white brother laser printer I got an extra cartridge with it because I didn't expect it to last very long
  By the time I finally had to swap it out I couldn't find the extra cartridge I bought with it because it had been so long
  Needless to say I'm 3 years and 500+ pages into the second cartridge and happy to have this clunky little printer
  
  Unfortunately someone snuck someone from HP into Brother's executive chain. They're starting the fuckery now too.
- I thought the latest update to the new brother color laser added cartridge DRM?
  https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31860131
  
  So far, on my 5 year old brother it annoys me to but toner from them but had a "do not show this message again" choice to click. Happened with two messages and no more so far. They also added a thing in status monitor when it tells you your toner levels wether it's official or not and that you should not official. So far it hasn't stopped me from using it, but like every corporation I fully expect them to go full stupid soon.
- Laser printers are especially handy if you rarely ever need to print anything, because they don't dry up and get clogged.
  
  Yeah I tend to either not print anything for years, or print huge amounts in a short span of time. Lasers are brilliant for this use case, because they also print really really quickly when they are printing, in addition to not drying up.
- It's not even more expensive. You can get a full duplex wifi printer for under $200. I want one, but my 20 year old Brother printer is still going strong.
- Laser printers don't use ink.
- This is what i own. Amazing printer
- My Dell mono laser is also going strong. Haven't had a single issue in over 10 years. Ink printers have been and still are a scam

And this is why things like pirating are not only acceptable but necessary. When companies lock services behind paywalls for products we should legally own, we are left with no recourse but to obtain the services we are owed illegally.
- Agreed. Piracy, aka the sharing of information freely (see also: libraries), is a fundamentally ethically correct course of action. Always.
  Withholding knowledge for personal profit on the other hand is obviously not.

They'll be the first company with their backs against the wall when the revolution comes
- I'm pretty sure that's Nestle
- The revolution will not be printed in color.
- "Your printer pal that's fun to be with!"

This should straight up be illegal
- No joke, like what the fuck is this? I bought the thing, and you can just disable it ???
  
  That's the issue, people won't stop buying these things and then complain - selling a scam calling it a feature should be illegal and all these practices should be called out as much as possible.

HP is probably the worst big tech device company. Their products are shit, break quickly, are overpriced and econ students love them.
- I bought an HP Envy, one of these convertible laptop thingies, when I didn't know any better. The hinge broke about a month after the warranty expired. Repair costs (at a local repair shop, but still) were like 200€ because apparently I had to buy a whole new top cover for the damn repair to work
  Anyways, I'm gonna buy a Framework laptop next because fuck going through that again
  
  Repair technician here. Yes we get a lot of hps with bad hinges, because they screw that super stiff hinge into the most floppy wet newspaper like piece of plastic possible. 200$ is reasonable because depending which side it's one you have to completely gut the screen assembly or the keyboard assembly (you use to be able to replace keyboards by themselves now you need to completely gut the whole computer)
  Fuck HP but also fuck a lot of other brands cause they all pull this bullshit (dell, apple, Lenovo, Acer, Asus)
- Spending too much money on bad products is good for the GDP!
  
  can't buy a good product under capitalism
  contradiction in terms
- econ students love them.
  Why?
  
  Consumables make economists happy because of all the repeat sales.
  
  They love printing? I guess that’s what he’s saying

Why nobody has made an open source ink jet printer design like reprap, I will never understand. The printer industry seems primed for disruption with all their bullshit and their half century old technology.
- My guess. They couldn't get the printer to work. My 3D printer has a lower problem count than my ink jet regular printed at this point.
- The accuracy required for the ink droplets just isn't there for prosumers.
  I can (and have!) built multiple extruders for a variety of 3D printers. Some of my own design.
  Sadly, the tolerances for an inkjet are at least an order of magnitude greater.
  I have zero doubt that a few clever hardware hackers could design an open source inkjet printer. But A: They'd get sued back to the mesolithic by every printer company with a patent. And B: the process would likely involve micro machining your own hardware.
  I've just said, "fuck it" to the entire industry. I'm in my early 40s and I'm reasonably sure that my Brother laser will outlive me. And possibly the heat death of the universe.
  
  Patents expire after, what, 20 years? I'd be happy with an open source printer based on 20 year old technology.
- Hmmm we don't need to build a new printer, just new firmware. More like ddwrt or tomato
- Right? Why buy a paper printer for less than $100 when you can spend $2000 on a 3D printer + materials and time spent learning and fucking up! Wish I thought of that!
- Time to invent dd-lpt
- Probably because they wouldn't be as profitable.
  HP could sell like a tenth the printers and still make more money
- Ya, the abacus industry is also ripe for disruption. Legacy industries would love your pro insight.

there's not a single thing radical about wanting these fuckers out of our homes and out of our lives. Kill em all as far as I'm concerned.

I made the mistake of buying an HP printer. Fortunately I only spent $70 on it.
Then the ink cartridge ran out as I used all the ink up. So instead of buying more ink I purchased a new printer. This time it was a color inkjet from Brother that will last me years on the first ink cartridge.
Funny how it works. Fuck you HP.

I've been radicalized against HP for a decade now. I bought an HP printer with the guarantee of a sizeable rebate. Of course, the rebate never showed up and every time I called about it, the customer service person would read their script, "Oh we sent that out just a few days ago should be arriving soon." Uh huh. Here it is 15 years later, no rebate check and I'm sure they never intended to send one at all. I'm not a fan of HP at all.
- I recently had to set up an HP printer that literally would not function without being activated via Internet connection first, but was received with a dead NIC and no way to activate through USB connection so just another piece of plastic for the landfill due to greed 🤷🏻‍♂️
  
  That's the same as the printer I recently bought, and the problem is, my Internet connection is very spotty at best, and my computer doesn't support the needed software. SIGH. My printer's a paper weight until I can afford a new computer system and better internet.

This is a real thing? I haven't owned a printer in years. Why would they have his debit info in the first place?
- yes it's a real thing, it's part of the HP ink program, they disable printers when your payment method rejects or you cancel the sub
  
  So you're basically just renting the printer then. Wow.

I have literally filed a BBB complaint in the past for HP over their stupid ink subscription being fucky
- From what I've heard the BBB is as much a BS organization as HP, companies can pay to have the complaints removed.
  
  They are useless, as anyone who's ever tried to get redress through them knows. Don't trust their ratings.
  
  It's basically a business owner guild, right?
  
  I've had good results using them, but the company you're complaining against has to care about the rating they're. I've even gotten Scamazon to replace valid reviews they removed. If the business isn't a member and doesn't care there's nothing they can do but send a letter to be ignored. Not endorsing them, but just sharing my experience so far.

I have an HP printer now, Epson before that. Both are dogshit. When the HP eventually kills itself, as they tend to do, should I buy a Brother? I heard a lot of good stuff about it but have 0 experience with it.
- I've had a brother printer going on 10 years and it's never let me down. I've changed toner three times over that time and each cart has never cost me more than 20 ish quid. No DRM carts, no jamming, no subscriptions just a printer that does its job. Even when it's running low, it doesn't prevent me printing, it'll let me know it's low then keep on printing until you can't see the letters any more.
  
  I swear, if it weren't for the fact that I've also had good experiences with Brother, I'd be thinking they have an insanely good astroturfing department. Every time there's a thread about printers, there are dozens of comments saying how good they are.
  
  10 years ? Mine is around 20 years old. I slapped a Raspberry Pi on it to have it network-enabled and it still works like a champ. Never ever will I buy another brand.
  
  Thanks mate. Will check it out.
- I have a Brother DCP L2541DW. Bought it last year and has been working since with no hiccups nor drum change.
  Regardless of brand, don't buy "at home" printers. Those are straight up scams. Just buy office printers.
  
  I have a Brother HL-2365DW. It's a home printer, or maybe at most a home-office printer. I've had it nearly a decade with only two toner replacements. Being laser and networked solve the two biggest problems I've had with inkjet printers in the past, and those two categories are the main things I would strongly recommend to people when choosing a printer.
  edit: I initially wrote "it's not a home printer" (emphasis added here for demonstrative purposes). This was the exact opposite of what I intended to say.
  
  I will check it out! Thanks friend
- Yeah, Brother have been real good so far. Their shit is rock fucking solid reliable, and you can use third party ink with no issues.
- I have a epson EcoTank printer and I really really love it.
  The Ink is cheap and very good. I will never go back to cartriges.
  
  Can confirm. Those EcoTank printers are awesome!
  
  Interesting. I will check it out. Thank you!
- I have had no trouble with my Brother printer in ~7-8 years of use. Of course, laser vs inkjet is not a particularly fair comparison, but I am still never going back to HP, Canon, and the like.
  
  I need to print in colour, I'm afraid. Any tips?
- In what way was the Epson dogshit? I'm mostly asking because I just bought an Epson printer a few days ago
  
  It was a long time ago, so I can't remember the specifics. But it was the ol' asking for ink when it was obviously still full, bad software, unresponsivness and gradually getting worse and worse prints as it aged.

HP reached its pinnacle in 1993 with the 4L laser printer. They were practically indestructible. I bought one and it took 15 years of heavy use to kill it.

I wish there was a cheap simple laser engraver that could just “burn” black the surface of generic bulk printer paper. As in an inkless monochrome printer.
A bit like How to Cut, Score, and Engrave Paper With a Laser but without the need to use dedicated laser cutter.
With the explosion of interest in 3D printing, machining and laser cutters, I'm just eager to get hold of a printer like that and forever give up on liquid ink and toners of all sorts.
- This does exist and you can see it in almost every supermarket in the World: the ticket printer. And the tickets end up fading
  
  Ticket printers use a special thermosensitive paper.
- I get the sense that everyone responding to this is completely missing the joke.
  They mean laser printers, people.
  
  Laser printers don't burn the paper. They require toners. So it wasn't a joke unless they also didn't know how a laser printer works.
  
  No he clearly says no ink and no toner. Toner is melted onto the paper after a laser (now mostly LEDs) heat up a drum. He's talking about burning the paper with a laser.... Which would be interesting but really hard to do where a top layer is burned black without toasting the rest of the layers.
- Maybe because they already have dot matrix printer, so that new type of printer might not be high in demand if it's on the market today.

What once was a product, now is a service
We charge your debit, so you can serve us
EDIT: Inspired by The Stupendium

HP execs seething every time I use my old ass HP printer that takes refills and doesn't complain. The ink never dries out either. This thing got no internet access, they can't disable anything without literally breaking down first my door and then the printer itself. I hope they use sleep over this.
Shoutout to the real OGs doing those refills, they fill them more than new ones and sell them for half the price.

Fuck HP. They provided the tech Israel uses to control and surveil Palestinians.
- Israel better hope they don't run out of cyan.
  
  They have a ready source of magenta, just sponge up the blood of all those kids they've killed.
- I wonder if that tech is subscription-based too.
- Well that explains all the blown up civilians.

my dot matrix never had this problem

That would be a radicalization moment for the repair movement. Weird to subscribe for a damn printer

Planned obsolescence iceberg when

Wendigoon my beloved

unauthorized bread

Yeah this the kinda shit that needs to be illegal. Probably is in some countries.

Radicalized by Cory Doctorow, the first story there called "Authorized Bread" is VERY relevant to this topic. Thats the future we might be heading into. Ugh.
- bUt ThE FrEe MaRkEt WiLl TaKe CaRe Of It!
  Love Cory, thanks for sharing!

not defending hp at all, but it's a sub service and not any different than the cable company shutting off your internet (think: ink) for not paying. the modem (think: printer) is still there, but doesn't 'work' until the bill is squared-away, even if it's your modem-not theirs......
printer is enrolled in "instant ink". those instant ink cartridges they send out are custom, ultra-high capacity ones you can't buy retail (decreases costs of shipping by greatly reducing the frequency of those shipments). of course they're gonna shut it down if you fail to respond to the barrage of emails and popups that preceded that point.
- The right response would be to discontinue sending ink, not disable the printer and preventing them from using the ink they already paid for.
  
  The share holders disagree since that's an unprofitable opinion.
  
  No, because they charge a subscription per number of pages you print. Yes, even when you have physical possession of the ink. It’s like going to the store to get something printed, only from the comfort of your own home!
  
  they send out those oversized cartridges in advance of you needing them, and before subcription costs have 'paid' for them.
- But in this analogy, instead of disabling the ink/internet, they disabled your entire printer/computer. They didn't withold further service, they actively made something this person already owns useless through a malicious backdoor.
  
  They don’t though, they disable printing with the subscription’s cartridges. You can still buy other cartridges and it will work.
- What? No. You pay your internet service provider for internet service that they provide. You don't pay them to use what you already own. If you have an ink cartridge in your printer the ink and the printer belong to you already.
- Most of the people buying these printers don't know at the time of sale they're getting stuck in a subscription service system.
  
  and why would they know? that's a truly cooked thing to do
  
  the signing up for an account and needing to give a payment method isn't enough? hp even warns you that the requisite automatic firmware updates will disable the ability to use 'non genuine' consumables with the printer.
- why can't you just buy ink for a printer and not have to do this boring cyberpunk dystopian bullshit
- Nothing about those ink cartridges is special enough to justify the kind of locking you're justifying here, nor is a printer a service relying on HP operations to run in the same way an internet service or gas service is. And that's all assuming this was a rented printer, not an owned one.
- But it doesn't cost HP anything to just let you keep using the stuff that you already own. ISPs are at least actively providing a service. They suck for plenty of other reasons, but it it does cost money to provide someone with internet, so it makes sense they'd shut off your internet if you don't pay. HP is just being blatantly evil by bricking products you own to extort you for more subscription money

And this is why I use laser printers
- HP: "LOL, you think we can't enshittify laser printing???"
  
  HP can do whatever they want, never going back to them. Currently use Brother, and have been happy with their lasers for - I think - 15 years now.

Epson Ecotank FTW
- They've got their own issues (at least the first few gens had an ink sponge that would become full and was not replaceable at all so you had to throw it out and buy a new one), they are definitely better than any HP inkjet, especially the "instant ink" ones. The best option, especially if you can avoid color prints, is a b&w Brother (or similar) laser printer. They are built like tanks.
  
  They are also priced like tanks
  
  I replaced my ink sponge then used a random program I downloaded from mediafire to reset it. Sketch but worked.

Laughs in Brother's Ink Tank system

I love my current Canon Printer as a budget option but I would really like to get a nice Ink Tank printer. I would never even accept an HP printer under any circumstance, I'm disturbed by the idea of even having one on my network. If my options were the print shop or HP printer, I would visit that print shop almost every day.

What are my fellow lemmy users' thoughts on Sharp MFPs? Those are what we have at my org. They are smart but seem to work well with our print service

And to think Fiorina wanted to be President.

i'm not sure if the fact that the image won't load is on purpose, but the effect is hilarious nonetheless

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