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I’d fart so I could feel it bubbling up through my vag.
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That doesn't always happen. You have to be seated a certain way for it to work.
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Teach us your ways, sensei.
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You have to become one with yourself first, child.
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I do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!
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Good job! Not that you've got that out of the way, the next thing to do is grow a vagina. Once you do that, you're set to go!
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Then I’d eat Taco Bell and practice until I get it right.
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With that username, god help us all!
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