I got diagnosed with a condition in which I can’t stop making airport puns

That joke is awfully plane

I think we let this thread runway too far.

I had the same problem, and I tried an experimental drug pilot. The doctor explained the attendant risks in crewed terms, but I suspect I'm in the placebo control...tower.

slow flaps

That's a first class joke. I could use a coach like you to help me keep people in their seats and not heading towards the emergency exits!

I'm flying tomorrow, gonna drop this one on the family for sure!

I tell people about linux, I use arch btw, the terminal is very powerful.