How do I select metamagic options

I keep a light up plastic sword beside my bed for this very reason. The same fun for a tenth of the cost and it hangs nicely on my towel rack while I pee.

Does it make swishing sounds, too? I'd buy it
- I like to go full horror movie with a single match.
Link please!!
- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPB1dVeXMAwIMyS.png

okay that sounds kinda dope tbh

I would actually use this.

They're blue. Exactly the wrong spectrum to get you to sleep.

"I got these kickass orbs, but now I'm wired as balls at 3AM."

🤷🏻‍♂️

Dude in /r/LV426 was making blown glass Alien eggs, couldn't resist. I can leave the red light on all night, but still see and not get wired up. Also, long wavelengths make skin look smoother and nicer. "Does your wife like 'photographs'? Know what I mean?" Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

(I'm channeling Python, but sex in red light is truly a thing.)

EDIT: You can set them to red! Now I'm diggin' them.
- All due respect, but 3D printed versions world be far more cost effective and safer, but... 🤷🏼‍♂️
You and me both. I'm just afraid to look it up and see the cost.
- I just did. It's $70, which seems excessive for what it is. Oh well.
- I looked it up 4 u
  
  https://www.amazon.com/Boon-Glo-Nightlight-with-Balls/dp/B074RB3WXT

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

Damn it! quickload

"Eris...Get your rock, off my Toilet."

"Don't joke! You ever been hit with a rock? Ahh... I miss Eris."

:3

(On a tangentially-related note, it still kinda blows my mind that Eris Morn the creepy space witch... is actually a Hunter and not a Warlock.)
- Honestly after her time alone in the Hellmouth she could have been a Titan and still come out a hunter. She's basically a hive god now; glow up goals.
- I know she's a hunter, but lets be honest, she's done more magic in this last season than Ikora has in the last couple of years. I say let's make her an honorary warlock.
- it's always a fun thing to bring up to New Lights. Homies are like 'no way' every time and I love it

Where do you put it in the bathroom?

On the counter and then it rolls off the edge and falls to the floor and shatters
- Judging by the look of it in the pic I'd guess it's those silicon balls that LEDs can be put into, so it'd be squishy and not shatter
  
  Actually a pretty smart use of led tech
- seems like it would make more sense for a lamp with wireless charging pad.
In the bowl
- It can't roll off the counter and provides improved illumination for guys to aim. For ladies, they can sit with confidence that the seat is down and there are no spiders. Then, it is gently rinsed by the flush afterwards.
Maybe it could set on the towel rack. Idk. That'd be my first concern also. Even after cleaning my own bathroom I assume aerosolized germs are everywhere and carry nothing in there that doesn't belong there.
- Especially with kids, who aren't the most conscientious hand washers

That will certainly look a bit Ood wink wink

We will feed...

White/Blue light is a fucking terrible choice for something like this. Blue light makes you more alert and reduces quality of sleep, so you'll be more tired than before you had this.

Do you need to put these outside in a storm to recharge them?