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Bullshit. That's how fast travel IRL works.
- drink until you black out
- wake up somewhere else!
46 0 ReplyDecoy321 @lemmy.world I dunno, man. Alcohol can have locomotive properties. If I drink enough, I magically wake up in whole new places.
22 0 Replykiszkot @feddit.nu I've heard of cars running on alcohol as fuel. So technically it can take you somewhere.
19 0 Replyc0mpost @lemmy.eco.br
True. I live in Brazil and I run my car exclusively on ethanol. It's a biofuel made from sugar cane and thus is renewable and has a low carbon footprint.
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Uriel238 [all pronouns] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
We dwarves are still working on using Wormhole Special to get planetside. Experiments continue.
Rock and stone.
9 0 ReplyLuna @lemmy.catgirl.biz
I guess they never tried to use the TatraTea teleport glitch
6 0 Replysteeznson @lemmy.world People with brown paper bags on trains would beg to differ
4 0 Replyroo @lemmy.one
They're both wrong. A lot of people need that pick me up.
3 0 Replylightnsfw @reddthat.com Then explain that time I blacked out and woke up 4 hours later in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot 30 miles away.
3 0 ReplySternburgExport @feddit.de In that case you're using it wrong.
3 0 Replypewg7 @artemis.camp never seen someone on twitter (x) with a snapchat pfp
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