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Jesus is the greatest. There’s no one better that Jesus. Or better looking—except maybe his father God amiright? His charity? Huge. Sometime they say he’s got big hands. I don’t know. Are these big hands? You tell me. Muhammad, now there’s a good guy. Always knew how to throw a party. He threw the biggest parties. Not as big as Jesus but very big. They always had beautiful ladies and girls and babies. Very kind, you know, they’ll sit on your lap. Good girls. Quality stock.

This was years ago and from a very surface level class, but I think historically Jesus never wanted a church in his name. It was Peter who used Jesus's martyrdom to spread what was a political message at the time.

It has since snowballed a little.

None of his "miracles" were even original. People had been doing magic tricks like turning water into wine and walking on water and rising from the dead. The loaves and fishes is simply sleight of hand.