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Masimatutu @lemm.ee

1y ago

An oldie but a goodie

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Cat-Toast Generator
- Literally already documented and people are still asking.
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  Cat-Toast Generator
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- I love that video so much, lol

This here's an antique.
- Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.

The true law of thermodynamics

Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.
The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.
- It's ight they got nine lives.
- Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator... but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force

Why don't you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle

That’s an engine sir.

Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.
Not falling: not flipping.
- yeah, for this idea to work you'd have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil

People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town
- You:

Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory

Problem?

apologies your logic is not convoluted enough to reach its natural conclusion
attaching the cat-bread to a generator would prevent it from falling, so it would stop rotating (no further need)
It would just be a motionless (apart from whatever the cat's doing, assuming it's still alive) and it wouldn't work
sorry!
best regards
- @Tarastie@lemmy.world already provided a solution: by strapping magnets to the cat, the cat becomes the generator and never has to touch anything
  
  true

How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0
- Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.
  
  Right? It clearly goes into the cat’s rectum for stability.

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!
- Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem

Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.
Los, Deutsche wir bauen damit ein Flugzeug.
- Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!

now i doubt my physics, thanks!

Wo endet der Stock im letzten Bild?
- zehr lustig

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