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Hofmaimaier @feddit.de

1y ago

just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

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You speak English because it is the only language you know.
I speak English because it is the only language you know.
We are not the same.
- Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst
  
  Eesti keelt pole olemas
  
  Tere..
  
  Im rauch des orgasmus
  
  Siiski on sul õigus.
- People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish
  People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends
  
  Ich hab Latein 💀
  
  Also learning swedish on duolingo for fun
  
  You forgot that they have English in school, too, sometimes starting in first grade already.
  
  had Spanish & French in school
  Most of the German tourists I see either didn't or did their damnest to not learn :_)
- Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!
- 其實這個美國人還會漢語
  
  沒明白，你在說的是誰？
- Git gut.
  It's not matter of intelligence, it's a matter of importance.
  
  I prefer git rebase usually.

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
- Du Nazi!
  
  Fraktur = nazi? etwa ein /s verloren?

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?
- Die habe ich nicht erwartet.
  
  Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?
  
  Das tut niemand.

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.
- Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.
  
  Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen
- I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It's so wholesome.

- If I remember the movie correctly she does indeed know a little German. He was very small

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?
- Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?
  
  P'auf's Maul?

Sie haben geläutet?

Guten Tag.
- Guten taaaaaag!
  
  Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  Guten taaaaaag!
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
- ~~Gluten~~ Guten Tag Sie.

Hallöchen Popöchen

GUTEN MORGEN

Nooo I'm germaphobic
- Hallo!
  
  AAAAAAaaaaaa

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

Guten Tag
- Reichtangle intensiviert...

Wunderbar.

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

They like David hasselhoff
- Er war schauend für Frieden.
  Er war schauend so lang.
  
  Immer noch ist die Suche am weitergehen...
- He united us!
- Not all of us do.

I've been online for twenty-five years. There has been one constant: writing bad German summons an actual German to helpfully correct you.
- Works with bad English, too. We love correcting people.
  
  And adding "sorry for any imperfect grammar; English is not my native language."

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥
- All those sexual assault allegations? Yeah, no. Those guys can fuck right off.
  
  https://www.lawblog.de/archives/2023/08/30/lindemann-und-die-medien-das-armutszeugnis-ist-euer-verstaendnis-vom-rechtsstaat/
  tldr: the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm any of those sexual assault allegations in front of police/prosecution
- Rinnstein Kids

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

Germans like this FOSS shit

I don't speak German but I can if you'd like.
- Ja, bitte :)

Me too / ich auch

Ö
- Ü
  
  Ä!

Jetzt aber raus hier!
- ᴶᵉᵗᶻᵗ ᵃᵇᵉʳ ʳᵃᵘˢ ʰᶦᵉʳᵎ

When life gives you schnitzel, you travel to other places.

Ze Hermans are gere

Tbh I expected more Czechs that there are here, I think there were more at the start but they left, sad, we also get everywhere like Germans do, but we don't show it

Is there a FOSS translation API that can be integrated into Lemmy?

I have to block so many German language subs. I don't speak German, stahp!
- meanwhile i've been subscribing to so many german language subs because their memes are top-tier
  
  They are either funny or "heheh, German humor"
  
  Ich bin entzückt, dass ihnen unsere MaiMais zusagen.
  
  Nimm dir dein Hochwähli ab, Bruder.

Guten Tag!

As long as they keep the Swamp Germans out I'm all for it.

More like nazis everywhere here in brazil after 1945 💀

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