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1y ago

Someone posted a can of beans saying Lemmy will upvote anything. But will Lemmy upvote SPAM?

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Dude it's spam

Downvoted for spam

Spam filters must be on the fritz.
Smacks instance approximately where filters are.
- I just downbeaned your comment.
  FAQ
  What does this mean?
  The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.
  Why did you do this?
  There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:
  • ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
  Am I banned from the beans?
  No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
  I don't believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?
  Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
  How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
  Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

Do we have a /c/angryupvote here?
- c/angryupvote@sh.itjust.works
  
  !angryupvote@sh.itjust.works

No, stop.

Reported because of spam
- Deported because of spam

Most of the apps requires an upvote to hide post. That could be the reason.
- Dude, what? That can't be true 🤦 Definitely isn't on Liftoff
  
  I use Connect, before today update, if you want to auto hide read posts you had to upvote or comment, up voting was the easier one hence a lot unexplainable upvotes.

When you read it backwards it spells MAPS. Does Lemmy upvote Maps?
- Geography related maps? Yes.
  Pedophile related maps? No.
  
  What's a pedophile related map? Do I even want to know or should I spare my innocence?

Nice try spam marketing dept
- Weirdly this is the only post on op's profile with only a few comments made by them so this could actually be a legitimate concern
  I.e. viral marketing

Oh, I know this one!
Spam is also great in spicy or tomato soups, especially with rice and rice cakes. Do add less salt to the soup though, spam has a lot of salt in there already.
- also Spam Musubi is amazing
  
  Hawaiian breakfast too: spam, eggs, rice. So simple yet so good.

The answer is clearly yes, though it's a shame, I had hoped Lemmy would avoid spam posts for longer.

Me angrily upvoting the post because I hate SPAM email but I love SPAM:

We do upvote everything after all

The only spam I upvote is Spam in a can and Monty Python's spam skit.

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all
- Doesn't spam also have a shit ton of sodium in it if I recall correctly
  Spam is salty, just like spez

Upvote because spam
Downvote because it’s spam of spam
Neutral

S P A M
- S P A M
  
  S P A M

I do love me a heart attack in a can!
- Plenty of sodium and nitrates in every can. Make your cardiologist shit their pants with this one tasty trick.

Almost all posts this month seem to be spam, so yes, but also yes.

Spam fries are delicious :-) Fried spam is also a great breakfast food.
- I first heard of Spam and eggs after watching 50 First Dates when I was a kid. I love the stuff. It shortens lifespans, sure, but am I really living if I'm not eating something delicious from time to time?

Fun fact, in Japan they consider Spam delicious for some bizarre reason. Maybe it's the culinary equivalent of tentacle porn, I don't know. But one way to eat it is called Spam Musabi and it looks like sushi.
- But Spam is pretty good.
  Butter some bread to toast, cook up some bacon, fry the spam in that, toss on some cheddar cheese and you've a great sandwich. (I dislike egg but that's probably a great addition too.) Pepper to taste.
  Ignore the multiple grams worth of salt you'll be taking in. It's worth it.
- Spam Musabi is actually Hawaiian! Although it is enjoyed in Japan as well I think
  
  Oh shit, I had no idea. I've never eaten it, I just remember seeing it in an article more than a decade ago and thought it was super weird
- It's the salt, human bodies crave salt when they are low on it and human bodies will want to get salt from wherever they can
  Salt also improves flavour and spam has a shit ton of it
- So how about the Okinawa Onigiri?

Yes... Yes I think I will.

Lovely Spam, wonderful spam!

Of course!

https://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE
I don't want SPAM!

Here I go

No.

salty

Try klik

No, only beans
Jk
- I like beans but I need protein and...stuff too.

Rule 3 protest 😂

yes, because I improperly judged spam. I thought it was icky, then I went to Hawaii.
- I already love spam, but tell me more. Do they have some killer recipe I should know about?
  
  It really just opened my eyes to Spam Musubi, which I'm assuming as someone who likes spam is already aware of, but if not..
  https://www.favfamilyrecipes.com/musubi/ heres a basic recipe.
  Outside of this, it's just commonly used as a meat option in food, like in a dish that may have ham it'd have spam as an option.

spamming spam I see

They don't upvote carrots

This is getting very old, very quick
- Yes it is, and im upvoting anyways!

Then don't knock it, it's got it's own key.

Dont knock it man, it's got its own key!

A lot.

Slice that up, fry it crispy, and get some rice!

a can of spam what next? peas
- I've already used the 'give peas a chance' joke on Lemmy... I'm kinda sad I spent that one already.

Oh dear god, here we go again
- Every since people lost all their karma from migrating to lemmy there has been so much just upvote begging, and stupid trash post. It's crazy to what happens to a redditor when they lose all their karma.

Mmm, spam...

It's just a model.

Sure, why not?

No we will not.

Spamageddon.

I WILL also get a pan, slice some onions, chop some chilly, put all of those together, add some water and stir for 5 minutes on medium heat Tastes great

It's no scrapple but I'll go along with it

I fucking love spam

I'll always be there for the food that was there for me

No
Maybe it tastes nice idk, but it smells like something I'd (reluctantly) feed to my dog!

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