Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Jungle George 🌴 @lemmy.world 1y ago

Only thing getting developed is a headache

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what programming is REALLY like:
- :q
  
  Wait I forgot to write out
  
  :wq
  
  Shit I need sudo privileges
  
  :q! 🥲
  
  making a load of edits then FINDING OUT YOU WEREN'T SUDO AAAARGHHHHHHH
  
  Bam! Got it one!
  
  Well done.
- That's why I use nano.
- You never have to exit vim when you make it your only editor.
It’s incredibly how much of the work gets done while staring out the window thinking about nothing at all related to the task at hand.
- Definitely solved a problem or two while I was sleeping.
  
  Since you spent your sleep being productive, should that count as overtime?
  
  When I was working on my last big project, every morning I started to be between dreaming and waking up in the code world, chasing through the flows of data from various perspectives.
  
  I didn't get the same "aha!" Moments that sneak up on you, but it did help me understand the system I built
I thought it was copy and pasting from stack overflow
- Now a days it's:
  
  Open ChatGPT
  
  Paste code
  
  "Can you just fix this for me?"
  
  ChatGPT has taught me so much basic programming I should have learned years ago. Don't know if I'll remember any of it since Ill just end up pasting my almost working stuff into ChatGPT again once I'm stuck.
  
  Should I feel bad if I feel referenced?
  
  Edit: No. Not really, and neither does anyone else reading this. It's stupid to feel bad about what an absolute stranger says on the internet.
- Eventually, but it starts with Googling and trying a bunch of other example code and failing miserably.
  
  Don't forget rewriting the entire thing a few times until you find a library that actually does what you need it to.
- Hahhaa yes
Does changing all coding styles in a project based on my mood count for something?
- Every time I try to do that they catch in a review, so I never get away with it except on personal projects where I decide every other day to change up where I'm keeping all the code.
FTFY
- Look at this absolutely spoiled chad with a half wall. What I wouldn't do to be dpat in the face. Oh you don't know how good you have it. Oh to br crucified!
Depends, java the top picture because its dummy verbose!
Is that the "I want to be a terrorist" kid?
That's writing
- Por que no los dos?
More like google searches and a lot of CTL+c and CTL+v

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