Bazinga
Bazinga
Can we kiss now?
27 comments
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Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed
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That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.
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Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.
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Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.
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That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn't want it to get awkward
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Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?
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Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.
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Well, you are eating endosperm.
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On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
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god damn
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How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?
Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.
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Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.
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What if that was your intention all along...
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Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.
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thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy
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Delicious 😍
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27 comments