I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Hannah Montana/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Hannah Montana plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Hannah Montana system made useful by the Hannah Montana splashscreen, jailbait wallpaper and vital Disney branding comprising a full OS as defined by 2000's teenagers. Many computer users run a modified version of the Hannah Montana system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hannah Montana which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hannah Montana system, developed by Miley Cyrus. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a pink operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Hannah Montana operating system: the whole system is basically Hannah Montana with Linux added, or Hannah Montana/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of Hannah Montana/Linux.
I appreciate your vital contribution to this discussion.
This is my favorite copypasta.
Mmmm tasty copy pasta 😋🍝
Copypasta was probably the codename of chatgpt 1.0
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Wait, I feel like I missed something important. Hannah Montana Linux?
There's also PonyOS (https://www.ponyos.org/) They wrote their own kernel, so it's not Linux, but it is Unix-like.
Wait till you find out about AmogOS...
Sadly its been discontinued😔
Yep, it's a thing.
I...kinda want to install it and then try to upgrade it to modern Kubuntu while keeping the theming intact.
Until the mouse feels litigious lol
Sourceforge brings me back.
Juste Bieber linux aka biebian says hi
Personally, I recommend AmogOS.
If it's not UwUntu, I don't want it 😤
Should've been the OpenSUSe deriative
As a 3-year user of Hannah Montana Linux, I approve this post.
That's impressive. I didn't start using linux until my late 20's
When I was a kid I had Linux on a cd that came in the mail
It was probably my first online purchase
Isn't it super old. Or have they released an updated version. Or can you simply just update it yourself?
Is there a version of this but for real?
What do you mean, it's as real as it can get
yes
I should try HM linux and Uwuntu
They say if you install Hannah Montana Linux and Windows 11 as a dual boot. You get the best of both worlds...
Miley Stewart DOS during the day, Hannah Montana Linux at night.
There's a Hannah Montana Linux? Don't tease me, now.
What r/Unixporn should have become.
Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.
It's the best of both worlds
so, os/2?
Pfft, no!
OS/2 Warp
Okay, I'm really unsure here. What if I fear tech, my daddy is poor and I don't have a life?
Miley Cyrus Linux
Miley Cryus Linux
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
"Weird distro, still better than Windows"
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I use Arch btw
wow you're right, this has completely discouraged me from ever trying linux.
Me too, I'll stick with good old HannahMontanaBSD.
And within minutes it was forked to:
FreeHannahMontanaBSD and OpenHannahMontanaBSD
Rightfully so!
Don't forget to Install Doom/Doom on your Hannah Montana Linux
Truly comprehensive. Covers even the edge cases.
hmhmhmhmhmhm
