I asked Microsoft's image creator to create "Godzilla in a 512k Mac game" and while this is not what I asked for, I can't help but be impressed.

Well AI might destroy mankind but at least we had this.

Worth it.

At first I read it as "Weird Al might destroy mankind" and was extraordinarily confused 😂
- He might! Would be one of my preferred endings.
- Happy birthday
  
  Happy birthday to you
  
  Happy birthday
  
  Happy birthday to you
  
  Well, what's the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?
  
  Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
  
  The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
  
  Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
  
  It doesn't take a military genius to see
  
  We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
  
  There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
  
  When they drop the big one, we all get fried
  
  Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?
- We did dare to be stupid.

People can say that AI art isn't art, but this is an artistic masterpiece.

Godzilla with the taco bell power-up

It's beautiful. I've looked at this for 5 hours now.

It's time dilation. You were so profoundly affected that, even though I only put it up two hours ago, it became five hours through pure passion.
- Thats a Parks and Rec quote.

We seem to be past the brain cancer stage of AI development and into the shitpost stage.

This shitpost age gonna be the Golden Age I dare to say.

This is frame-able.

And it’s already getting memed

https://lemm.ee/post/11236289

Should I be flattered or should Microsoft's AI be flattered?
- Yes.

I'm impressed how well the neural network immitated the dithering, seeing as it almost certainly had all 256³ colours available

Channelling Blue Öyster Cult:

Go Go Godzilla!

After seeing this:

No No Godzilla!

Godzilla shooting fire from its cloaca, beautiful

I read that bussy. I am become corrupted.

Talk about a shitpost

Godzilla ass destoroyah

This seems fitting

Holy 2.5D sprites!

go ahead and print this on some hoodies for sale please.

It exceeded every expectation. This is definitely gojira, it's a Mac 512k game, and he's giving a trademark radiation blast out his cloaca. What's not to like?

This is how the dinosaurs really went extinct.

I don't know... I tend to go with the Larson Theory of Dinosaur Extinction.

Lol the tiny dinos caught in His blast.

AI is always exceeding expectations

Not what I expect to see, but also not disappointed. 🤣

Must be destroying Mexico.

Can't be mexico coz it's not yellow

Those 8-bit burritos will get you every time.

Godzilla, Taco Tuesday Ghost Pepper Edition

I'm getting slight Mecha Godzilla vibes.

But that image is just fabulous. Even Godzilla seems a bit at a loss from the situation.

"Why is this happening??"
- Godzilla, when you eat a person, you eat everything that person ate. The office tower you just devoured just had a taco Tuesday special in the Cafe.
- Double Nuclear Breath!!!

That's fucking glorious.

Planet Godzilla:

Godzillas living a peaceful live

One Godzilla takes a major fart

Takes off with fire coming out his arse like a rocket

Has escape-velocity

Flies through space for a long time

Saves up his farts

Homes in on earth

Lands like a moon lander

Earth: Major news breaks out.

What could it be that just destroyed LA.

It might be an alien spacecraft.

It doesn't look like an aircraft to me. It looks like it is the alien itself.

It is godzilla.

Now live to a reporter on site. What can you tell us?

It looks like Godzilla. But it has fire coming out it's arse. It's like, ... It's like, ... a Fart-Zilla

Fart-Zilla destroys many more houses.

Society at some point finds out that Fart-Zilla actually is Vegan, and that it only eats beans, and that it forgot to soak the beans in the water before eating them. Which is a major teaching moment, to always soak your beans for 12 hours before you cook them, so you don't become fart-zilla.

I like to think that in a few years, an AI can turn this shitty story into a wonderful, emotional, awe-inspiring video.

Just FYI, this is the part where you explain what the hell a 512k game is.

Old Macintosh computer, although it didn't have a color screen...
Not 512k game, 512K Mac game.

Jeez, kids today need to know their computer history.
- See, I'm not that old, my middle school typing classes were on Mac Classics not ancient hardware like the 512K.
- I never used a Mac so it’s not my computer history
- So just saying, I'd call that a "Mac 512k game", since it's called a Mac 512k. Word order matters. I'll admit, I'm 41, and I'd never heard of a 512k before.