Maryland's One Rule

Go vegan

Sorry, eating meat brings me too much raw, unbridled ecstasy to do that.
- At least tone it down. People eat way too much meat. Other good food exists.
- Loves me some organic dog meat https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/
- It's interesting that in any other situation, getting raw, unbridled ecstasy at the expense of an animal would be horrible. What is it about taste pleasure that makes it ok?
- Does your own pleasure justify harm against others? Can you think of other actions where this kind of justification might be problematic to you?
Go Old Bay
Individuals making the choice to go vegan is never going to solve our environmental and animal rights issues. Not that it's worthless, but I think the focus should be on getting more stringent regulation of how animals are treated and pushing for alternatives like fake or lab grown meat. It should also be noted that vegetarianism is better for the environment overall, vegan milk alternatives are all highly demanding crops that need a lot of water and space.
- Not to take away from the core of veganism, but we as individuals can do the bare minimum of living vegan to help lift the strain on the environment. Politics will do jack as we've seen many years over, so people need to act themselves and take matters in their own hands. Every bit counts, so dismissing veganism as a whole because individual choices don't matter is a weak argument. Change must come from somewhere after all.
  
  Companies do need to change their ways, but so does the average consumer.
  
  That is... also not true. Take any vegan milk alternative and the dairy version will be worse in terms of environmental strain and water consumption. Like, not even close. Even the "worst" vegan option will be better than dairy.
  
  You can take any graph on this off the internet and will have this confirmed, but have a couple.
  
  Edit: Plus advocating for animals to be kept better will not change anything about the end result: innocent animals are being kept in captivity, tortured, and killed. They don't give a shit if they have an eighth of a square meter more space to """live""".

You'll all be vegan by choice or by force when every living animal that crepeth upon the earth is extinct.

Any situation leading to that would also cause humans to go extinct lmfao
- Exactly. Go Vegan!

add in a Maryland flag bib, and you just might be anointed the next governor.

Anointment with Old Bay is a time-honored tradition to ensure that any would-be leaders aren't just very clever (and very delicious) crabs in disguise.
- It’s all crabs? Always has been. 🌍 👩‍🚀 🔫👩‍🚀

Missed opportunity for Old Bay to put "Season the individual".

Check the perspective and the billboard. It’s the same image, but edited.