kamikazed herself
kamikazed herself
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At some point parents just say, "Fuck it. Want to fall on your head? That's you."
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How did that even happen? It looks like some invisible force yeeted the baby to the side?
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Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.
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In a fit of rage, she threw her self back in preparation for a rolling tantrum without anything to catch her.
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It's like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I'd be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.
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Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.
The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.
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This is some proper: fuck you, I'll do what I want behaviour!
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I work at a daycare. Today I had to write an incident report about a kid who tantrumed so hard she hurt herself. The little dipshit reacted to me telling her she can't drink window cleaner by ragdolling with enough force to leave a bruise on her forehead. Her mom did not seem surprised when she heard what happened.
Stg children will actively try to kill themselves over nothing.
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