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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

Twinklebreeze @lemmy.world

1y ago

We need our safe space

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Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can't?
- Giving birth maybe?
  
  Shit you got me on that one.
  
  Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one
- Gay sex.
- Pissing standing up.
  
  Yeah if you think women can't piss standing up, you haven't known many women.

Yeah self sucking in the bathroom isn’t usually well received
- I hate it when this happens!
  
  I fell on it, I swear!
- Self?

It’s gender fluid.
- Hold on let me change my type of pp real quick
  Slams bathroom door

No, but okay... but why do you hell do you care what the person in the stall next to you is doing? Are you watching?
- How did you know?

So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?
- Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.
  
  If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!
  
  Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.
- Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl
  
  So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?

pissing out of your PENIDS

That's funny

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