This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.
Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?
Clearly we need to be eating 100% chocolate to get 100% energy.
make it dark chocolate if you're looking for dark energy. checkmate physicist
Ok, now you gonna tell me that dark chocolate is made of dark matter?
think that's called baker's chocolate
I'm starting to think it's physically impossible to get enough sleep to where your not tired when you wake up.
I have a sleep tracker and it keeps saying, "girl, you're the best at sleeping, getting the 8 hours, getting the REM, going to bed and waking up at consistent times, blood oxygen maybe a little lower than usual but if there was a sleep competition you'd easily be top 100!"
But yet I still feel like death in the morning
Can't tell you the amount of times someone has acted astonished when I tell them I drink coffee because I genuinely like it—i just drink it in the morning because if I drank it later it'd keep me awake.
A lot of people drink it purely to stay awake and I do not get that. Get some caffeine pills or something.
Have you considered decaf?
I have drank it in the past, but there's multiple other people who drink coffee in the house and I'm rarely the one to buy it. I also find that when I have to ability to drink coffee as much as I want throughout the day, I drink a lot of creamer and end up dehydrated XD
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Maybe they drink shitty coffee? A good coffee tastes great
There are disadvantages to caffeine pills:
Wait, what's this about 90% chocolate? I like chocolate.
Dark chocolate has some caffeine, but if you're used to coffee don't expect it to do much. 90% at least if you want any effect. I just enjoy it for the cocoa, never really notice the caffeine bc I'm used to a big rush from coffee.
Its the bitter that wakes in this case.
Sounds like an Awake Bar maybe?
Come on op, what's the other 10%??
Cocaine it's always cocaine.
Sugar
There aren't enough hours of sleep for me to go to uni for 8 hours, then go to work for 8 hours and not feel like a mess.
I sleep like 10 hours a day and I am still tired
I feel scammed
Oversleeping can also cause tiredness
If you're serious, go talk to a doctor. There's a good chance you have sleep apnea.
I see teenagers drinking energy drinks and I'm always thinking marketing really works on teenagers. Because those are the only people drinking that shit and they are also trying to appear "cool". So easy targets for marketing.
I always drunk energy drinks bc of their unique taste that I liked at the moment. Never seen ads that were saying "energy drinks are cool" tho.
I prefer a sugar free red bull to wake up first thing in the morning instead of coffee and I haven't been a teenager for over a decade. It works better for me and tastes better. Its all just preference.
Number 4 is unfair. It's not for lack of trying...
Have you tried not trying?
buddy i get like 10+ hours of sleep, it does jack shit.
Sleep apnea? Or possibly just too much sleep
If only sleep made me rested
That's why I no longer sleep
man, i wish
There is another way, but it's a pathway to abilities some consider to be unnatural...
Are you a sniff lord?
This is mostly accurate. (Except for the fact that coffee and energy drinks need to be switched.) I only need to drink coffee in the morning if I can't sleep properly. On a regular day, I only drink some in the afternoon, and thats too only because I just like drinking coffee.
I contemplated the order a little but then decided to focus on the punchline
I get enough sleep. I still feel sleepy all the time
I should go see a doctor, but naaah
Im that way. I had a worker say I was like a lion. I can be intense and active for quite a few hours but I can only keep it up so long and then I lose it and its all fatigue.
Strictly speaking, it's not just about the time but also about the quality of sleep, so gotta get that right, too
Where does staying awake by willpower fall?
Did not fit into the picture, way-way down
I will never understand people who think that energy drinks are better than black coffee...
I don't like the taste of coffee so I'd prefer energy drinks.
I don't do energy drinks, but sometimes I need something sweet like Coke or some chocolate, over acidic coffee. Although, I don't really do black coffee much either.
It all depends on the time you consume it.
Caffeine fills the receptors in your brain that adenosine would fill, and that when filled naturally it tells your brain that you have been awake for a while and need to sleep. So caffeine really helps to prevent feeling tired.
(A side note, but I think that it is so damn cool how that works: ATP, adenosine triphosphate, is processed releasing the "phosphate" part to be use in the energy cycle and the adenosine that is left over is kinda used like a record of how much energy you've processed, so after a while of processing energy you naturally have a way of saying "I should rest now." Caffeine blocks that from happening for a while.)
Sugar eventually is processed as glucose which is just straight up energy for your brain, so that helps when you're already tired and need a kick in the pants.
I'm just a nerd for science so I might have some of the details messed up, but from what I remember this is kinda how it all works.
Its 2 different things, one is a sugar rush the other one is caffeine. You could argue you could use them for the same goals but the calories you get from energy drinks are way more.
If you need to run for miles, better the energy drink, if you need to drive, better the caffeine
There's no such thing as a sugar rush, it's a myth. Energy drinks do contain caffeine in arguably lower quantities.
Never in my life have I experienced sugar rush. Always thought it was a myth, until my partner told me about the kids in her class. Apparently it's real
I had skipped black coffee and moved temporarily to energy drinks during hot days. Not too bad, but yeah nothing beats black coffee.
I love black coffee. Why not try a cold brew coffee? Making a batch in the fridge for 48 hours can make it really strong!
Caffeine pills
Intravenous meth
I used to think that I was just great at finding ways to get enough sleep while staying up late on the weekend.
Now that I have an infant, though...
Funny enough, half the reason I'm not getting enough sleep anymore is just so I can have some time to myself.
Can relate
Two infants for me. This weekend I am alone in a hotel just to get some undisturbed sleep.
I can't believe no one's mentioned tea. I still drink coffee, but I've replaced my second cup of the day with a pot of green tea, and I'm really into it! For one, it lasts longer than a cup of coffee. And it's warming in the cold months, and refreshing in the hot months.
As a father of a small child, I feel personally attacked by the last point.
Whenever I drink coffee or energy drinks I become more physically tired than I was before 🫡
Fr. Adequate sleep is amazing.
If the bottom one actually worked, I wouldn’t do the top three.
What do I do if my body demands 12 hours but my work day demands 14?
Well they left out the High IQ move below sleep...smoke crack
I can't sleep after the coffee, energy drinks, and chocolate bar. This is a flawed plan.
My ADHD methodology involves getting good sleep (a lifelong challenge that took me more than thirty years to figure itself) followed by huge amounts of caffeine as zero calorie energy drinks to take the place of prescription stimulants. I also have low blood pressure. So I'm like a whole new person once I've eaten and medicated, but I need a long time to wake up and come around to my full performance level.
Tell that my brain.
Hey, MonkDerZweite's brain: Get an appropriate amount of sleep!
Thanks!
Brain: "Ok! ...wait, let me just finish this and this..."
First of all... how dare you.
Cocain, I do. Sleep is for the weak.
Drink a gallon of water to stay awake
What if you're a bedwetter?
Free yummy
but, cocaine
He said energy drink
Fuck off with this bullshit. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Sad but true
The problem is that I did the first three just before bedtime
You won't have bedtime
Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine
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Needs a 5th enlightened brain with "Doing meth". Who needs sleep when there's hard drugs?
Sadly, my body won’t stay asleep for the entire duration.
My sleep schedule is so f up.
Wait, dark chocolate keeps you awake?
Works for me, but it has to be at least 70%
Chocolate will not keep you awake. It will only exacerbate things
I don't know, man, if I eat enough dark chocolate it really pumps me up
Combining the top 3 = SYNERGY! ✨
Check, check, check, and check!
Don’t tell me how to live my life
You've come to the right place
It's almost 8 am and I haven't slept
Night shift?
Nah I'm in college. Just having really bad relationship issues rn. You can check my post history if your curious but I also just have chronic insomnia so the two fuck me up together
I'm not there, yet.
my insomnia leaving my body when someone tells me "just sleep enough lmao"
I wish it was that easy • ︵ ,•