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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

zsnell02 @sh.itjust.works

2y ago

This quote is fucking metal

And the fact it came from Steve Jobs is just funny

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The one piece is reeeeaaaaal.

Why you join can the be navy a when pirate?
- you why can join be the a navy pirate when?
  
  You can be a pirate? Why join the navy when

And set sail to find the one piece along with your nakama

Join the nakama

Why join a navy when you can be a pinate.
- Pibate
  
  PIßATE

I remember hearing that either the Navy or Marines had rampant gay sex. If I can get that through torrenting, I’m in.

Because of anti ship ballistic missiles

The answer to the question is found in a Village People song.

Well, you can still be a kind of a pirate in the navy
- Vice Admiral Stirling, please can you explain why you have been tormenting over 1000 episodes of a cartoon called "the one price" and from a Russian website? You understand that you are on a Vanguard class submarine and are commander of the fleet?
  THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
  
  Can we get much higher?
  
  Vice Admiral Stirling was using his work computer, not using a VPN, and wasn't paying attention in basic IT training. Should've just asked literally anyone in Engineering. Guarantee they already have the entire thing on a 20 TB NAS stashed away somewhere in the outboards.

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