That damned smile

I'm more horrified at the lack of bed linen

Oh no, he has legs now.

Op lives in a trap house

I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend's house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.

I'm reading this from the temporary floor mattress, this feels targeted at me

It's missing box of tissues and a furniture made of box.

If you're still in college they generally don't care so long as your bed sheets are clean and you have more than one pillow

been there, done that 😂😂