Genrawir @lemmy.world Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.
75 0 ReplyJohnDClay @sh.itjust.works It is inevitable! All shall become crab!
53 0 Replylugal @lemmy.ml That's my plan too! I hope the ecological niche is still free
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Thranduil @lemmy.world You also have crabs become non crabs
3 0 ReplySchizoDenji @lemm.ee It's also a highly debated theory.
1 0 ReplyGenrawir @lemmy.world Is it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said 'evolved crab-like bodies' instead, as they'd still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.
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digger @lemmy.ca
30 0 ReplyPatFusty @lemm.ee Yet another unrealistic standard set for men
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toasteecup @lemmy.world Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci
18 0 ReplyHyrulian @lemmy.world
The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!
16 0 ReplyGodric @lemmy.world OP Where?
11 0 Replycan @sh.itjust.works Bottom right
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Flying Squid @lemmy.world
Yeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
Fucking crabs.
Be better. Be a squid.
16 0 ReplySirQuackTheDuck @lemmy.world Yeah, sure, as if I'd like to trash all my points I put in IQ.
Become an octopus and keep all that XP
8 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world
How dare you!
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MonkderZweite @feddit.ch Get eaten if you're not careful or just have bad luck.
14 0 Replymvirts @lemmy.world The true meaning of carcinization, revealed
14 0 Replyspittingimage @lemmy.world
Dammit I'm already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN
14 0 ReplyGodric @lemmy.world OP FASTER!!!!! FASTER!!!!!
9 0 ReplyVile_port_aloo @lemmy.world
I think there is a song? Which helps the change. " Crab people...
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Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
Am crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.
12 0 ReplyGodric @lemmy.world OP 🦀 Skill issue
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cmhickman358 @thelemmy.club 12 0 Reply_number8_ @lemmy.world can normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something
11 1 Replyskulblaka @kbin.social
Sure, provided the food is available and doesn't cost too many calories to obtain. The real problem lies in the fact that most fat animals get hunted by other, faster, hungrier carnivores. Sure you can get fat in nature but it's a hell of a feat to stay fat (and alive) in nature.
17 0 Replythreelonmusketeers @sh.itjust.works Bears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.
9 0 Replycan @sh.itjust.works If someone is feeding it.
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Coasting0942 @reddthat.com Having tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.
9 0 ReplyPM_ME_FEET_PICS @sh.itjust.works Just don't get caught.
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cod @lemmy.world
Time for crab
8 0 ReplyTubeTalkerX @kbin.social This is how they recruit more Crab People
8 1 ReplyJackcooper @lemmy.world Forgot the goal of all evolution
7 0 Replyson_named_bort @lemmy.world I'd walk side to side if I were a crab.
7 0 Replymrbubblesort @kbin.social
I dunno, the movie really sold me on becoming a lobster
6 0 Replyjelly_jam @kbin.social
i shall be zoidberg!
4 0 ReplyImgonnatrythis @sh.itjust.works Sign me up
3 0 ReplyWhyFlip @lemmy.world I feel like a Crabby Patty right now.
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